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There I was, happily minding my own business after a long day of hard work, sitting quietly, sipping a few beers, and enjoying the ladies as they danced and flirted with me. Yes, late night was going just wonderfully until this group walked in, with their wide eyes, full body fur, gaping mouths, and round silly noses, I don't blame the ladies for forgetting about normal old me.

 

All of them gathered near the stage in a large mass, jumping up and down with excitement, making rude sounds like "Ohhhha" or saying things like "Yah, yah yah yah." as they all took turns slipping bills into the dancers' clothing.

 

The one they called Animal seemed to have a uncontrollable attraction to the ladies, he would jump up on stage with them, and the strippers would kick the little fella across the room, as soon as he could get up, he would get right back on that stage again, where he would again be kicked...the spongy little guy liked it I think.

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