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Paws T-Shirt

After a long night of very heavy tequila drinking with my friends at the beach, I decided I should sober myself up a bit before driving home, so I took off all my clothing, ran into the ocean, and swam out into the dark deep sea.

 

I enjoyed the feeling of freedom I had, and just swam and swam further out into the calm ocean. I felt at one with the water, like we were both one living breathing organism all wrapped in a warm blanket by the fire enjoying an iced cappuccino. Then all of a sudden I heard

 

duunnn dunnn... duuuunnnn duun... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn

 

This really scared me so I swam faster.

 

Moments later, coming up from below me, I though I heard the sound of a giant purring kitten, and then... everything went dark.

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