Selfish Selfie Fish Shirt
"Oh oh, this is a good one, I look like such a star, I should send this to NASA."
"Just a thousand more selfies and I get to put in a fresh memory card."
"A hundred selfies a day keeps the insecurity away."
"I'm going to put this one on twitter and tell everyone I don't care what they think!"
"Why take picture of other people when you can take hundreds of yourself? I am so awesome."
"If someone kidnaps me, please use my selfie with the most likes."
"How come some of my selfies make me look like a clown?"