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I live in a noisy polluted city, whose buildings stretch so far to the sky, that sun beams can rarely hit the people walking below. The air is thick with the hot smell of cars, and there is an incessant non melodious honking of horns echoing down the roads.

Driven near mad by the business of the city I decided to take a trip back to nature, to find a silence that can only exist there. I was happy on my trip, for a bit, but then a sound even less melodious than a car horn "quack quack quack"ed at me. The quacking was a bit like a person stuffing tin foil in my ears, and with each additional quack, like a bit more foil being forced in. The pressure built, it hurt, and I desperately needed it to stop.

I told the duck "SHUT UP!", but the unreasonable beast would not be quiet, so, I went back to my car trunk, got my Duck Tape, and Shut The Duck Up.

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