Surfer Trooper Shirt
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Surfer Trooper T-Shirt
I have occasionally struggled with the meaning of my life, but sometimes it's meaning is clear.
I was grown in a lab as my brothers before me, and my life's ambitions were laid out for me as a child. I would serve my master, and fight for my brothers.
At times I wonder why I am so willing to kill and die for the needs of my master, but I've never had any desire to rebel from him, my brothers serve him, and that is good enough for me. Though my masters have change over time, and my friends have become enemies, it is all right, this is my life, and this is how I live it.
When I have some time away from the demands of constant war, I take my surfboard and go enjoy riding the waves. I can understand the waves, they served the earth as I do my masters, we have a connection that is as deep as my soul.