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Treadmill Zombie T-Shirt

 

Peering out of his jail cell window to our office area had become our zombie friend's sole and unceasing activity for the first month of captivity. He would often bounce into the glass leaving gross zombie slime streaks behind, clouding up the window he sometimes growled at the people on the other side of the glass, greatly upsetting their ability to feel safe and relaxed.

 

Dr Tom came up with a great idea one day. He printed out a photograph of a brain from the internet, put it on the front of a treadmill, then we pushed into the zombie's cell. The zombie is much quieter now, he just chases after the brain all day long and we are all much happier.

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