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Game Over Wedding Shirt

Women have often accessorized throughout history using things such as fancy hairpieces, jewelry, and pretty shoes with a handbag. The handbag may at times contain a cute little dog with a little pink tongue and a bow on his head. Many women prize one accessory above even her little portable canine, and that is her very own domesticated man.
Man was born to run free, he values his freedom above all other things, but his attentions are often caught by woman's bright colors, sweet perfumes and shiny accessories. Although man tries hard to be free, he is often seduced into domestication.
Some men are determined to remain free, so occasionally a woman might enlist her father in her mission. The father, perhaps bitter at the loss of his own freedom years before, sometimes forces domestication upon the man with a shotgun or other weapon. Making the man's final free decision, a matter of wife or death.