Master Yoda In Sunglasses Shirt
As a young adult, I visited many strange places, and saw some very weird things, this however was the most bizarre.
I was on a trek through a swamp in Sumatra, and decided to sit down for a rest, I was minding my own business, not disturbing anyone, when all of a sudden, this two legged humanoid creature hobbles out towards me. At first I thought someone dressed a hairless green orangutan in a potato sack, but he had long pointy ears.
It freaked me out, so I picked up a rock and threw it at him. Then the weirdest thing happened, the rock stopped just in front of him, and hovered in the air for a few seconds before dropping to the ground.
Then little mutant monkey limped over to my bag and started taking things out of it. He took out my food, my watch, sunglasses and headphones, and was giggling at me the whole time.
His laugh was really freaky, so I ran.