Addihash Shirt

Well, I am not really sure what this shirt is all about, if I read it it says "addihash give you speed".

That doesn't sound so bad in my book, I mean maybe if I had a lot of addihash I could have a lot of speed? Maybe I could go so fast I could actually run up a ramp or something and launch myself all the way into space?

I am not really sure what that big green leaf thing is with the three stripes going through it, it seems vaguely familial, I think I must have lost that part of my memory somehow or something, I tend to have very poor short term memory these days, I am not sure why.

Maybe if I get some addihash I can think that much faster, and will get my memory back or something.