Homebound Hyperspace Shirt
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Stuck in the most miserable point of his life, Joe decided to stop on the way home to pick up his favorite pizza and six pack of bottled beer. He thought the favorite savory flavors and buzz might bring some light to this dark point in his existence, but as he entered his apartment, he tripped on some stray laundry that was left on the floor from the night before. As Joe stumbled to stay upright, his beer and pizza flew from his hands, the airborne pizza unboxed itself and splattered the room in food and tomato sauce, the beer bottles smashed against the wall, the room was covered in pizza, beer and glass.
Joe fell on his now filthy wet couch and began to cry, "Why? WHY!?" his depression was so great that for several days he did not leave the couch, where he prayed daily for an escape to this life.
On the fourth day, behind the couch, amidst the dust, beer and pizza stains, Joe found a pink mushroom growing. Joe picked the mushroom, ate it, and soon found his wishes came true. Off on a magical journey he goes.