How to Party in a Baby Carrier Shirt

Funny Baby Sling Carrier T-Shirt

A Guide to enjoying a party in your New Baby Carrier Shirt

I would not recommend this to a Football party full of guys, but if it is a social drinking party with the ladies there it can be quite interesting.

Step 1 : Get The Funny Baby Shirt

Step 2 : Get Invited To a Party

Step 3 : Show up with your Funny Baby Carrier Shirt on

Step 4 : Draw Attention to yourself

Stop in the door for a bit, or as you come down stairs, this is what is called framing, just for a second, when the door opens usually people will look, and there you are in your ridiculous baby carrier tee, and you know everyone in the party is going to talk about you.

Some ladies might occasionally think you have an actual baby and approach you,  your already meeting women.  All you have to do is continue the conversation. Your a walking conversation piece, if anyone at the party wants to meet you they are filled with the opening lines for doing so. If you get stuck and don’t know what to say, you can just start talking about the baby.

Step 5 : Use the shirt to help you through the evening.

Introduce Him:

“He likes to be referred to as “Little Dude””

To Hit on Women:

“The baby wanted to meet you.”

“I think he likes you.”

Scam extra beers:

“Thanks for the beer, can I get one for “Little Dude” also ?”

Dealing with your mistakes:

“I didn’t spill the beer, I was just feeding the baby.”

“Oh sorry,  it was the baby, he  likes to grab onto things.”

To Be funny:

“We still aren’t sure who the real mother is.”

Cop the extra long hugs:

“Little Dude says he is still hungry.”

You always have a friend:

“I didn’t come alone.” (Point to chest)

In The Bedroom:

“I know he is cute, but I think he would look cuter on your bedroom floor.”

After you party for a while with a Funny Baby Carrier Shirt, you will wonder how you ever partied  without one.

Pac Man Dinner Shirt

Pac Man Dinner Shirt

Pac Man Dinner Shirt – Click Image

Having escaped the maze, Pac decided the time for pay back was overdue. He wanted his victims alone, and off-guard.

Pac took to the internet, and located contacts for his foes. After some time in the search engine, and then clicking through various links of social media, he found his targets. Blinky would be first.

Pac set up a sexy ghost social media profile, the type he knew Blinky would like, made contact, and chatted until Blinky offered a date. Pac suggested the place and time.

This is where the trap was set, this is where Pac showed up just a bit later than expected for his big dinner.

Pac Man Dinner Shirt

Astronaut Holding Moon T-Shirt

Space Man Moon Shirt

Astronaut Holding Moon Shirt – Click Image

As darkness is broken,
by the pale Moon’s light,
our vision awakens,
we see in the night.


This beacon above us,
relives us from dark,
when bulbs have no brightness,
and no source of sparks.


Though days must divide us,
don’t see it above,
the Moon still abides us,
this Moon that I love.


Astronaut Holding Moon T-Shirt

Epic Octopus Shirt

Epic Octopus Shirt

Epic Octopus Shirt – Click Image

Kaleidoscope of colors,

and multitudes of mush.

Although it can move quickly,

not feeling that it must.


It’s octopedal body,

kicking up some dust,

makes it’s sneaky way,

mimic that which are encrust.


It makes like an umbrella,

as though caught up in a gust,

and then upon contraction,

it accelerates in thrust.

Epic Octopus Shirt


Pandarine Shirt – Panda Wolverine

Panda Wolverine Shirt
Pandarine Shirt – Click Image

Savage, unpredictable, unstoppable–all of those words describe the beast known as Panderine. He is without a doubt the most formidable member of the Burly-Men, and, some would say the most loyal as well. His razor-sharp claws and his ferocious attitude make his enemies think twice about crossing him- and those that do cross him rarely get the chance to repeat their mistake!
Seeking solace from his dark history, Pandarine, also known as Pandy, seems to have found love and contentment with Red Pandafox. Pandarine’s peaceful existence is shattered when Mangy Breed, his vicious half brother, brutally insults Pandafox. Pandy’s thirst for revenge launches him into the Panda X program, where he undergoes a painful procedure to bond his bones with pandamantium, making him virtually indestructible and more than a match for Mangy.
Pandarine – Panda Wolverine Shirt

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