Heart Of A Gamer

Gamer's Heart

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I have one thing special,
that sets me apart,
something is different,
when it comes to my heart.

For if I feel passion,
or am gripped by fear,
rather than heart beats,
it’s vibrations I hear.

My life is a mission,
to save all the earth,
as dangers are plenty,
I prove my great worth.

I will reach max power,
and targets will fear,
their instant destruction,
as I’m coming near.

With this great difference,
I knew from the start,
life is just awesome,
for a gamer at heart.

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Pac-Man Pill Muncher Shirt

Pac-Man Pill Muncher Shirt

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Pac-Man? Yeah I knew him, but I haven’t seen him in years now. Do you know why we called him Pac-Man? He used to eat so many pills, packs of them each day, and one day we took the pills away, so Pac got really angry and started chasing us around the house shouting. “Give me the Pack Man! Give me the Pack man!”, so Pac-Man became his nickname.

He was a real “Mental Warrior”, each day he fought an epic battle inside his head against hallucinated ghosts, which he thought were trying to eat him. He used to run all over the house, trying to get away from his ghosts, and then all of a sudden he would reach in his pocket, and bring out what he called his “Power Pellet”, eat it, and turn around all powerful like, to chase down his ghosts for a while. Pac didn’t just do this now and then, this was his lifestyle.

Other than the pills, the guy hardly ate, just a bit of fruit, or maybe a pretzel now and then.

I haven’t seen Pac for years now, last I saw him he ran into a tunnel screaming “Ghosts!”, and then he just sort of vanished.

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Don’t Touch That Cookie

Unfortunately in life, many people who know what is right and wrong, still choose the wrong path. Their selfish actions hurt others around them, and causes unnecessary misery. Their victims, unable to avenge themselves, often take comfort in the belief that somewhere down the line, whether in this life or the next, karma will eventually pay them back.

Of course sometimes it is the blue face of Karma itself which sends them on to the next life…

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Space Invaders At Earls Farm

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Earl’s and his family have been growing corn at this location for generations now, and are used to having a difficult time with the crops. Recently however, in addition to the normal problems of drought, insects, and birds, Earl now has had to deal with the recurring problem of annual crop circles.

We have been given special permission, by Earl, to come visit this day where more crop circles are expected to be created. There is Earl now.

“Earl, thank you for having us. Guess what ? We found a code in last year’s circles, and have had them decoded. Would you like to know what they said?”

“Well, hi there, welcome.” Earl grinned, “If you found a code in the circles, I would love to know what our Alien visitors had to say.”

“Earl, the code said “Technological Midget”, and we assume they were talking about you.”

“Technological Midget?” Earl repeats, his smile fading, as he takes a short walk to find his well worn shotgun. “Well then, I think it’s about time I show these here Aliens, a bit of my “Technological Midgetsu.”

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Bling Che Guevara Rap – Funny Che Shirt

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You come with me,
and we’ll move to the next border.
The Man is after me,
cuz I fought the world order.

They say that I am a baddie,
cause I kicked their ass,
I stopped their fund delivery,
diminished their stash.

They thought they should control us,
and that’s why we fought.
I now support their enemies,
just to piss em off.

Take the system break it down,
break it, break it, break it down.
I’m guna break it down,
break it, break it, break it down.

 

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