May
13

Herbie The Love Chimp Shirt

Herbie The Love Chimp

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Welcome to the Simiantona, the “Grand Coconut” of mixed primate bicycle racing. Among today’s favorites has to be Herbie, number 53, on his custom white banana bike.

He’s defiantly our top primate to watch, after winning the pole for today’s event. Though Herbie is weaker at the peddles than most of the other primates, he seems to make up for it with pure heart, and some amazing steering dexterity.

Gentlemen, start your peddling.

Herbie The Love Chimp Shirt

Jun
11

MC Lord Vader Shirt

MC Darth Vader Shirt

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Between rebel uprisings and the building of Death Stars, Lord Vader often found his day to day life a bit boring, to pass the time he would often begin a new hobby. Since Vader had recently been picking up vibes from his various subordinates of him being stiff, scary and boring. He thought he would make a new cool persona for himself as MC Vader.

After some practice Vader finally gathered many of his workers in a large auditorium on the Death star for his musical debut. He began to spin out some rhythms an beats towards his crowd, but they just stood there and looked at him.

Darth then had an idea, as he played his music, he started to force push them around the dance floor, occasionally slamming them into one another and jigging with the beat.

MC Vader T-Shirt

Feb
16

Hear Speak See More Evil Monkey Shirt

See More, Hear More, Speak More Evil Monkeys Shirt

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During a recent photo shoot of the world famous speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil chimps, there was a short rebellion from the apes which took place right in the middle of the photo shoot. The chimps removed their hands from their respective hands, ears and eyes, then from behind them brought out a few items which we’re quite opposite to their proposed roles.

One chimp donned some 3D glasses, so he could see the evil in all it’s dimensions, one put on headphones to hear the evil in full high definition stereo sound, and the last chimp brought out a microphone, and began to speak evil amplified through the room.

Some jerk then threatened to smack the chimps with a nearby towel, so the apes then went back to ignoring evil.

Hear Speak See More Evil Monkey Shirt

Nov
15

Jason And Freddy Selfie Shirt

Jason Freddy Selfie Shirt

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During the 80s, Jason and Freddy were on the tips over everyone’s tongues. No one had ever seen such scary mayhem and destruction by single individuals before. Although the two could at best be called extremely antisocial, they loved that all the news papers, and TV stations reported on their epic adventures.

Times changed through the 90s, at first the depression caused by all the people listening to grunge music made people forget the fear of death, and then late in the 90s, when the internet became mainstream, as everyone’s computer screens were filled with kitten pictures, you just didn’t hear about Freddy and Jason’s epic adventures anymore.

Jason e-mailed Freddy just recently about their shared problem, Freddy e-mailed back, then a whole series of e-mails flowed back and forth. In the end the two decided to take a page from Kim Kardashians book, and posted this selfie.

Jason Freddy Selfie Shirt

Nov
12

DJ ET Shirt

DJ ET Shirt

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Unknown to most, as Elliott was sleeping, ET would often sneak down to the local bar and spin records for pocket change. ET then used this money to feed his insatiable craving for Reese’s Pieces.

On one night as ET was performing unusually exceptionally as a Mix Master, he attracted the attention of an elderly regular at the bar named Thelma. Thelma was so enthralled with the beats at one point, she let out a drunken holler at ET, and in her excitement Thelma’s wig fell from her head revealing a women who looked very much like ET himself. Thelma had reminded ET at that moment of a home planet school teacher who he once had an affair with, and therefore a heated affair ensued between ET and Thelma for many hours following.

DJ ET Shirt

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