Aug
02

Building Your Internet Presence – Important SEO Basics

I have been sitting here feeling the need to write a new post for this Blog for a few weeks now, though I have started nearly twenty new articles. I have yet to finish any of them, so I decided to tell you all why I am pushing out this new, non interesting SEO article.

The initial point of this Blog was to bring more people to the money making parts of the website where we sell a great selection of T-Shirts and other things. One of the most important  free ways  to bring traffic to the website, is to grow it’s size.

Big massive websites are just easier to find than little tiny ones.

Simply by writing this article I create more  text for the search engines to read, as well as more key phrases Google and the other search engines might look for. This causes us to appear more often in the search results, leading to more visitors.

There are lots of other ways to get traffic, but this way is one of the steadiest, and most consistent.

In addition to more search results,  the links at the top of the page which point back to the main part of the website, might send me a little bit of PageRank “link juice”. Which again will help bring visitors to the website.

Well that is enough for now, this will probably get us only a dozen  new visitors per month or something, possibly for the next few years,  but eventually all these small additions add up.

PlanetaryBargains.com  currently reaches over 120 000 people per year and we expect we will be able to double that next year.

Jun
28

I Am Very Disappointed In You

I have been saying for well over a year how great my customers are, I have had some nice e-mails and calls just to say how happy they are. In my many years of dealing with customers I have never such a good group to deal with.

Recently we had a not so good customer though, I know I am not supposed to talk badly about customers, but I want to, so I guess I will.

This guy sent us a e-mail to let us know he had not received his package yet, it was very late, it had been 25 days since we shipped it, and we had paid for the 10 day service.

Since we are aware that United States Postal Service has been really slow at delivering lately, and have also been updating their tracking system on the Internet slowly, I filed in a few forms, made some phone calls, and sent some faxes to find out where this package was. We have never lost a package so we don’t really think it could be completely lost.

Meanwhile this guy keeps e-mailing us, and mentions at one point he does not want to sign for the package when it gets there, he soon starts demanding an immediate refund, and all sorts of other things on almost an hourly basis.

In one of his e-mails he said to me, “I am very disappointed”

I held off on the refund, and waited for the investigation to finish, we are already into this shirt for almost $17 or so with purchasing, packing and shipping.

After a few days I get a phone call that the postal  investigation was finished, and this guy already had his shirt. What a dickhead, not only was he trying to scam us but he bothers to make it personal by saying he is disappointed in us.

So I would just like to say to this loser who tries to steal $20 items on the Internet:

Your the kind of scum we not only don’t want as a customer, but are sad that you even exist on this earth.

We here, are all very disappointed in you!

Jun
01

Planetary Bargains – Bargains this big we call Planetary !

I have noticed when I search the name of our website  Planetary Bargains on most search engines, some people are actualy optimizing their webpages to use our name, and piggy back on our fame, they  come up occasionaly before me, or usualy after me on the search engine results.

By having the title of this post Planetary Bargains and then later saying the words both Bargains and Planetary Again, as we are here. Hopefully we will get some word recognition in the search engines and lead people to our site.

If you came here with the intention of vising PlanetaryBargains.com then you can click on the image below and it will take you to the main website.

Thank you for reading this very dry and uninteresting post.
Planetary Bargains

May
05

Star Wars Coffee – May The Froth Be With You Shirt

Star Wars Coffee Shirt

May The Froth Be With You – Click Image $19.99 USD

Star Wars Coffee has a reputation for brewing high quality coffee for more than six thousand years.

It takes a very special bean and a rigorous process to produce Star Wars Coffee’s consistent high quality brew.

Wookie Valdez himself selects and inspects each and every bean from the Forest Moon of Endor’s eastern slopes. Only the very highest quality beans will ever considered for a cup of Star Wars Coffee. Once certified to meet Star Wars quality standards, the fate of the Star Wars Coffee bean is not left to chance. At the shops every detail is carefully orchestrated – including the temperature and amount of water used, the timing and consistency of bean grinding, and the length of time the coffee is brewed.

Upon leaving our restaurants, our caring crew, will offer you these kind words of good fortune.

“May The Froth Be With You.”

May
04

Computer Problem Solving Flowchart – Funny Shirt

Problem Solving Computer Flowchart

The Solution to all Computer Problems at Work. - Click Image $17.99 USD

Computers can be a frustrating thing, it is very difficult to try and find the origins and solution to the issues your computer will give you over time.

However, if you have a problem with your computer at work, now you can get this fail safe guide to solving it. Just follow these simple steps and all of your problems will be a thing of the past.

Thankfully this Computer Problem Solving Flowchart comes in the amazingly easy to carry format of being an actual t-shirt, what will they think of next?!

Computers can be a frustrating thing, it is very difficult to try and find the origins and solution to the issues your computer will give you over time.

However, if you have a problem with your computer at work, now you can get this failsafe guide to solving it. Just follow these simple steps and all of your problems will be a thing of the past.

Thankfully this Computer Problem Solving Flowchart comes in the amazingly easy to carry format of being an actual t-shirt, what will they think of next?!

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