Adidogs Parody Shirt

Adidogs Logo Parody Shirt

The Power Comes from Three ! - Click Image $17.99

Lets face it, you can strap pieces of rubber and canvas or leather to your feet in the hope it will make you go faster, jump higher, or turn tighter, but if you really want to beat the competition with something other than pure strength, and skill, you have to think outside the box.

As is commonly known throughout our world, inch for inch, there is no more powerful force than the short haired chihuahua of Mexico. Although chihuahua have been the envy of nature for millions of years, we need not envy this little marvel anymore, because scientists have now discovered the secret of harnessing this raw energy into clothing. Through the science of synthetic chihuahua.

Adidogs, powered by the raw energy of no less than three synthetic chihuahua per shirt.

Funny Star Wars At Ats Making Love Shirt

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At-Ats Doing What They Like To Do -- Click on Image to view shirt $17.99

The most difficult and costly part of the Star Wars series, believe it or not, was the Galactic Empire’s attack on Hoth.

The problem was not the covering of the entire Sahara desert in icing sugar to simulate snow, or the creation of ton-tons (llamas wearing Viking hats, and trained to walk on their hind legs while carrying people).

The majority of the cost actually came from scenes involving the At-Ats. Though the cost of At-Ats themselves, built out of pure unobtanium, with individual nuclear reactors was budgeted, At-Ats were also made out of approximately 12% Screws. You could say they had a lot of screwing on their mind.

Trying to edit footage of the At-Ats in action, without receiving an X rating, cost fortunes in unbudgeted time.

They just couldn’t keep these big beasts off one another.

Bettie Trooper Star Wars Clone Pinup Girl Shirt

Betty Clone Star Wars Funny  Stormtrooper Shirt

We Will Miss You Bettie - Click Image To Buy Shirt $17.99

I visited the Death Star once, before it was destroyed, and although all the Clones came from the same gene pool, they each had their own personalities. Some of the clones became entertainers.

Some of the entertainers to be different from all the others underwent plastic surgery at the “LadyClone Clinic”.

The most famous of all the LadyClones was Bettie Trooper.

Darth and I went to go see Betty Trooper one time, she was so popular it cost us a little more than a two hundred galactic credits for the drinks, tips, and giggles before the evening was done.

I will miss you Betty, though in the end you should have never collaborated with the Evil empire, and you got what you deserved.

Angry Mouse Ladies Tight Fit Shirt

Tight Fit Ladies Angry Mouse Shirt

That is One Angry Mouse!

Recently a bunch of friends and I were discussing this particular mouse, and decided to play a little joke on him.

After some heavy Facebook networking, we were able to obtain his instant messenger address. We then repeatedly sent him friend requests from different messenger names, eventually he accepted an invitation from sexymousie17.

After a halve hour or so of small talk, we convinced him to turn on his web camera for us. He was all smiles and giggles as he waited for us to turn ours on also. When we did, I think he was a little surprised to see sexymousie17 was actually four grown men sitting around laughing at him.

He quickly walked over and turned the camera off, but not before we captured this amazing image.

I’m A Slow Learner Shirt – Monkey With Dynamite

I'm A Slow Learner

I'm A Slow Learner Shirt - Funny Monkey Shirt $19.99

Dude, give the monkey a match.

Oh come on man, you know it’s going to be funny, and look at the little guy he really wants it.

Yeah, I know it hurt him before, but he wants to do it again. Why would you deny him his fun? How can you resist those cute little eyes?

Don’t you see how he is looking at you? Just give him a light.

Cool, good job on the match. Now he is smiling. You have made him happy.

Look at him, the silly monkey, what a slow learner he is, he doesn’t realize what is about to happen, he is just excited to hear the firecracker go bang.

This is going to be really funny.

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