Wookie Cookie Monster Shirt

Wookie Cookie Monster Shirt

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Now what starts with the letter C?

Cookie starts with C

Let’s think of other things

That starts with C

Oh, who cares about the other things?

C is for cookie, and wookie want cookie.

W is for wookie, and wookie want cookie.

C is for cookie, and wookie want cookie.

Oh, wookie, wookie, wookie want cookie.

Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C.

 
 
Wookie Cookie Monster Shirt

Wookie Slam Dunk Shirt

Chewie Slam Dunk

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Chewbacca, (born a long long time ago), also known as Chewie by his friends, was a legendary wookie, smuggler, first mate, and co-pilot, but became best known for his short stint as a player for the Rebel Alliance Basketball Team.

As a fan favorite, each time Chewie got possession of the basketball, a stadium full of his fans would unanimously shout the phrase “Stop…Wookie time!”, Chewie would then perform one of his near gravity defying, artistic slam dunks to the delight of the audience.

Chewie later cashed in on his fame by launching a series of high top basketball shoes named “Air Chewies.” Chewie’s monetization of his fame caused a small number of people to call Chewbacca a sell out, but after the wookie ripped some of their arms off, no more complaints were heard.

Wookie Slam Dunk Shirt

Chewie Goes Surfing Shirt

Chewbacca Surfing With Sunglasses

Actual Photo – Click Image For Shirt

On Sept 4, 1958, Pierre La Francais, the world’s most famous beverologist, was investigating reports of animal activities at the base of the Mackenzie river delta near Tuktoyaktuk. On this full moon night, moments after a shooting star, a large brown figure began to make it’s way down the beach towards Pierre.

Pierre put his vast expertise in beverology to work, examining this seven foot tall creature carrying a surf board. And came to the scientific conclusion, due to the animal lacking a tail, was most probably not a beaver.

Pierre took this photograph, and labeled it after the local inuit name for the creature “Chew Bakka” but due to a slight traslation was named “La Cewwba cara” This naming then raised the additional possibility that this “La Cewwba Cara” may be the same beast known in South America as “La Chupacabra”.

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