Herbie The Love Chimp Shirt

Herbie The Love Chimp

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Welcome to the Simiantona, the “Grand Coconut” of mixed primate bicycle racing. Among today’s favorites has to be Herbie, number 53, on his custom white banana bike.

He’s defiantly our top primate to watch, after winning the pole for today’s event. Though Herbie is weaker at the peddles than most of the other primates, he seems to make up for it with pure heart, and some amazing steering dexterity.

Gentlemen, start your peddling.

Herbie The Love Chimp Shirt

Hear Speak See More Evil Monkey Shirt

See More, Hear More, Speak More Evil Monkeys Shirt

See More, Hear More, Speak More Evil Shirt – Click Image

During a recent photo shoot of the world famous speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil chimps, there was a short rebellion from the apes which took place right in the middle of the photo shoot. The chimps removed their hands from their respective hands, ears and eyes, then from behind them brought out a few items which we’re quite opposite to their proposed roles.

One chimp donned some 3D glasses, so he could see the evil in all it’s dimensions, one put on headphones to hear the evil in full high definition stereo sound, and the last chimp brought out a microphone, and began to speak evil amplified through the room.

Some jerk then threatened to smack the chimps with a nearby towel, so the apes then went back to ignoring evil.

Hear Speak See More Evil Monkey Shirt

Chimpin’ Ain’t Easy Shirt

Chimpin' Ain't Easy Shirt

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“Come in.” Beckoned a deep voice from behind the door.

I nervously reached for the door knob, turned it with my sweating hand, and attempted to peer into the large room behind it. My eyes began to water as a thick grey smoke billowed out the doorway towards me, carrying with it the scent of stale cigarettes, sweet smelling fruits, and various nuts.

I pushed myself through the smoke into the room, and was soon able to see a dark figure high above me, sitting relaxed on a swing made from a tire.

“What, wait…Your a Chimp?!” I said.

“Chimpin Ain’t easy.” He replied.

Chimpin’ Ain’t Easy Shirt

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