Mr Jihad T-Shirt – Bearded Bombed and Ready to Blow

Crazy Mr Jihad Shirt

Mr Jihad Shirt Bearded Bombed and Ready to Blow - Click Image $19.99 USD

For too many years now little western children have grown up laughing at Mr Messy. Little Miss Naughty has been used as an example of what not to do, and Little Miss Bad has been seen as a cute joke.

Generally all of the Little People have not been taken seriously by the people of the west.

Now we will give you one Mister character you will not be able to make jokes about, here comes Mr. Jihad.

Yes that is right Infidels we have added a new soldier to our arsenal of little people, and you will have to take it very seriously,  Mr Jihad is on his way.

Lets see you laugh at that !

* Note: Not recommended for airports.

The Communist Party Shirt

The Communist Party Shirt

The Communist Party Shirt-Click Image $17.99 USD

As a journalist, I often have to go to places that could end up getting me flagged on some sort of watch list.

I attended a meeting recently, don’t mean to name drop, but in attendance there was  none other than Vladimir Lenin, Mao Zedong, Fidel Castro, Karl Marx, and Joseph Stalin.

It was quite a lively affair, there was a vodka spiked punch, party hats, lamp shades, and Cuban cigars.

I must admit when these guys all get together it can be quite entertaining.

I took a photo of that night, and placed it on this t-shirt, you can have a look below.

There are more pictures of the event if you click on the image.

Hooray Its The Communist Party ! Anyone have a party hat ? Wee this punch sure is strong, hey Mau did you bring any fortune cookies? Yes Castro I will trade them for a cigar ! Weeeee !

Wrong Funny Rabbit and Duck T-Shirt

I recently got my hands on a toy I have wanted to own myself for a very long time.

Heat vision goggles.

The nice thing about heat vision goggles, is not only can they see in the dark, but also through walls. They register different temperatures in different colors. Black is very cool, and yellow is very hot.

I was of course eager to try out the goggles, and the first night I got them, I went running around the house looking at various things. Unfortunately the walls have no heat in them, so several times I ran into the wall, I also ran into several tables,  chairs, and a bookshelf, eventually I decided to stop running.

I tried to see my own heat signature in the mirror, and amazingly I have none at all.

My brother has a heat signature if I look right at him, but in the mirror again no heat. I figure this is because he is only a halve vampire.

Anyhow, lets get to the point, after a while I began to look around outside the house, and it is amazing all the hidden things you can see. Hidden cats in bushes, hidden birds in the trees, and I was a little surprised to see all the hidden ducks and rabbits.

You wouldn’t normally think of ducks and rabbits hiding in the bushes all over the place, but I think this is just because they are so good at hiding.

Funny Wrong Duck Rabbit Shirt

Hilarious Wrong T-Shirt - Click Image $19.99

But what are they hiding you might ask, well I was quite surprised when I saw this, for some reason, the rabbits and the ducks seem to go from red to orange and all the way up to yellow whenever they are together having secret meeting in the bushes.

My brother thought they were fighting, but of course from watching the jerky motions of the little rabbit behind the duck, the truth is obvious.

We all know the reputation of rabbits of being good hoppers, and they are obviously practicing hoping over the duck, but they cant quite get over, leading to a large exertion of energy from both the rabbit as he tries to hop, and the duck as he tries to be hopped, hence the yellow glow on the heat vision goggles.

The little rabbits tend to try and get over the duck for about two to three minutes at least two times every evening.

My sister says they are Doing It, but she is a pervert.

Anyhow we took a heat vision photograph and put it on this really funny t-shirt, you can see more shirt styles and colors if you decide to click on it.

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