Stop Following Me – Funny Tee

Funny Stop Following Me Shirt

Stop Following Me! - Click Image $17.99

All these evolution diagrams are starting to wear on me, man I swear I am starting to have nightmares that everywhere I go there are monkeys and cavemen following me.

Sometimes I am just walking down the road and I totally feel like I am being watched.

What if all these evolution diagrams I see are true? What if I am being followed right now?  Man that would be really crazy.

I mean it can’t be that there are always a line of monkeys and cavemen etc behind me, I mean if I look in the mirror I only see me right.

Hmmm wait a minute, all the other humanoids in those pictures are actually smaller than the man…that would mean that… if they were behind me, and I looked in the mirror…I wouldn’t be able to see them right?

Oh no! What if they are really behind me now?

OK I will just turn around really fast and have a look

1….2 ……3   ARGGGGGHHHH! They are Behind me !!!

Stop Following Me!
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Evolution Monkey to Pig Shirt – Funny Evolution Parody Tee

Evolution From Monkey to a Pig

Evolution Monkey to Man to Pig - Click Image $19.99

We are all used to the diagrams of human evolution, how man progresses constantly to our current state of being, or at least the state of being that we were in in the first halve of the twentieth century.

This diagram  is a little more up to date, the beginning is fairly common, of course the first picture shows man in his already ape like form, having shed the tail already.

He then moves into a two legged walking position and begins to carry tools.

The next stage of the evolution man is walking almost upright and carrying a spear.

In the yellow we can see man in his prime, he is walking fully erect and carrying a rather large machine gun.

Now we move onto our current state of being, balding, fat, sipping a milkshake, eating a hamburger, and a yellow tattoo of the “Golden Arches” M on the leg. This is the evolution due to fast food.

And of course the next stage in the progression is the pig.

This shirt is really quite hilarious if you have a good look at it, and oh so true.

Although the image on the left is not really big enough to have a good look, if you click on it it will take you to the product page with larger images and closeups.

Something, somewhere went terribly wrong – Funny T-Shirt

Something, Somewhere Went Terribly Wrong Funny Evolution Parody Tee

Funny Something, somewhere went terribly wrong Shirt - Click Image $17.99

Man has come a long way since he first came down from the trees and started to spend his time walking on the earth.

First it is predicted of course he was on all fours most of the time like most of the great apes.

As he began to stand upright he started to use his now free hands to carry tools he would make.

First things like knives which he could use for cutting plants to make clothing and houses. As well as fashioning weapons.

Then onwards into manufacturing farming equipment.

But Somewhere something went terribly wrong.

You can see by the design man constantly progressed upwards into a fully erect state, but then recently with the invention of the computer, we are again progressing downwards.

Hope you enjoy the shirt, it is definitely a top seller for us, you can click on the image to see more pictures and purchase.

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