Oct
31

Pac Man Dinner Shirt

Pac Man Dinner Shirt

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Having escaped the maze, Pac decided the time for pay back was overdue. He wanted his victims alone, and off-guard.

Pac took to the internet, and located contacts for his foes. After some time in the search engine, and then clicking through various links of social media, he found his targets. Blinky would be first.

Pac set up a sexy ghost social media profile, the type he knew Blinky would like, made contact, and chatted until Blinky offered a date. Pac suggested the place and time.

This is where the trap was set, this is where Pac showed up just a bit later than expected for his big dinner.

Pac Man Dinner Shirt

Jul
05

Pandarine Shirt – Panda Wolverine

Panda Wolverine Shirt
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Savage, unpredictable, unstoppable–all of those words describe the beast known as Panderine. He is without a doubt the most formidable member of the Burly-Men, and, some would say the most loyal as well. His razor-sharp claws and his ferocious attitude make his enemies think twice about crossing him- and those that do cross him rarely get the chance to repeat their mistake!
Seeking solace from his dark history, Pandarine, also known as Pandy, seems to have found love and contentment with Red Pandafox. Pandarine’s peaceful existence is shattered when Mangy Breed, his vicious half brother, brutally insults Pandafox. Pandy’s thirst for revenge launches him into the Panda X program, where he undergoes a painful procedure to bond his bones with pandamantium, making him virtually indestructible and more than a match for Mangy.
Pandarine – Panda Wolverine Shirt

May
13

Herbie The Love Chimp Shirt

Herbie The Love Chimp

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Welcome to the Simiantona, the “Grand Coconut” of mixed primate bicycle racing. Among today’s favorites has to be Herbie, number 53, on his custom white banana bike.

He’s defiantly our top primate to watch, after winning the pole for today’s event. Though Herbie is weaker at the peddles than most of the other primates, he seems to make up for it with pure heart, and some amazing steering dexterity.

Gentlemen, start your peddling.

Herbie The Love Chimp Shirt

Jun
11

MC Lord Vader Shirt

MC Darth Vader Shirt

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Between rebel uprisings and the building of Death Stars, Lord Vader often found his day to day life a bit boring, to pass the time he would often begin a new hobby. Since Vader had recently been picking up vibes from his various subordinates of him being stiff, scary and boring. He thought he would make a new cool persona for himself as MC Vader.

After some practice Vader finally gathered many of his workers in a large auditorium on the Death star for his musical debut. He began to spin out some rhythms an beats towards his crowd, but they just stood there and looked at him.

Darth then had an idea, as he played his music, he started to force push them around the dance floor, occasionally slamming them into one another and jigging with the beat.

MC Vader T-Shirt

Feb
16

Hear Speak See More Evil Monkey Shirt

See More, Hear More, Speak More Evil Monkeys Shirt

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During a recent photo shoot of the world famous speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil chimps, there was a short rebellion from the apes which took place right in the middle of the photo shoot. The chimps removed their hands from their respective hands, ears and eyes, then from behind them brought out a few items which we’re quite opposite to their proposed roles.

One chimp donned some 3D glasses, so he could see the evil in all it’s dimensions, one put on headphones to hear the evil in full high definition stereo sound, and the last chimp brought out a microphone, and began to speak evil amplified through the room.

Some jerk then threatened to smack the chimps with a nearby towel, so the apes then went back to ignoring evil.

Hear Speak See More Evil Monkey Shirt

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