Mar
15

So He Killed Your Dad Shirt

So He Killed Your Dad Shirt

So He Killed Your Dad Shirt - Click Image $19.99 USD

I wish I had missed my trip to the grocery store today, had not wandered towards the magazine racks, or stopped to thumb through “Fowls Of Fortune” magazine. If only I had forgotten my wallet, or lost the book on my way back home, then I couldn’t have responded to the classified advertisement in it’s back pages, and this sinister rendezvous would not be taking place.

My stomach is sick with the realization that I will soon have blood on my hands.

Out of shadows steps a dark figure, his face creased with the memories of the many evil things he employs himself to do. With my envelope of payment, the man in white, is now destined to pay for his deeds.

The large thug speaks, pointing towards a large image of the target, pasted on the white man’s house, “So, He Killed your dad ?”

Mar
10

Trash Man Has Had Enough

Working can be stressful, and who among us hasn’t just wanted to let go and smash something sometimes?

Check out this garbage guy’s reaction to something being stuck in the trash can.

Enjoy!

Dec
20

Santa And I Know It Video

Here is a bit of holiday cheer,  spread by the fat man in a white beard.

Dec
12

Panda With Pistols Shirt

Panda With Guns

Banksy Panda With Pistols Shirt – Click Image $19.99

It was a day at the zoo,
we were all having fun.
We snickered at the panda,
as he played in the sun.

Then the Panda growled deeply,
and he crashed through the door.
He’d heard so many giggles,
wouldn’t take anymore.

A man looked at the panda,
and started to laugh,
so the panda responded,
by kicking his ass.

Then the panda stood up,
and pulled out two guns.
We crouched in the corner,
there was no where to run.

He spoke in a voice,
that made our fears swell,
“Put your cash on the table,
or I will blow you to hell !”

Sep
27

The Dangers Of Soccer

I used to play quite a bit of soccer as a kid, like most soccer players, we played the game very politly and with great honor.

I was shocked to see this video today. Though soccer is usualy played without violence, watch as this poor innocent kid in the red shirt gets unjustly brutalized by the bad guy in yellow.

Totally unbelievable.

Have a look.

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