Toy Soldier Band Shirt

Army Band Shirt Toy Soldiers With Guitars

Cli9ck Image $17.99 USD

My Great Uncle Tom passed away when I was six, and willed me a small, closed, brown cardboard box. On the top was written “Only Open in Case of Emergency”.

I carried the box with me everywhere, it gave me great confidence. At night I slept with it on a table next to my bed.

One day a local bully, Dolph, knocked me off my bike on my way home from school. He said he was going to kill me! So I quickly reached for my box and tore it open.

A small light seemed to emulate from the box the instant I cracked its seal. Inside I found three small toy soldiers. Two were using guitars like weapons, and one was dialing in the sound.

I held them out in front of me for protection. Dolph kicked me in the nuts, stole my toy soldiers, and let me live.

American Idiot Shirt

American Idiot Shirt

Click Image $17.99 USD

I can’t believe I am goinng to be on TV! Oh my god! This is so Exciting! Oh I just know the judges will all love me.

Paula, wow she is so pretty and so funny, I just love the way she starts throwing her hair around and dancing if she loves a song, she is so goinng to do that for me, she will love me.

Oh My God, and Simon, he is so funny, I just love his accent, I want a boyfriend with that accent, people say he is too harsh, but that is only because he points out how bad they are, he is so funny when he does it, but he will have nice things to say about me.

Oh my god I am goinng into the waiting room, Oh look at my hair it is so beautiful, the judges will love it, a little more red on the lips and I am sure they will love me.

Funny Admin Shirt With Tie

Admin Shirt

Are You Man Enough? - Click Image $17.99 USD

When you think of solving an emergency, you first think about those guys on 911. the police, fire department, ambulance, Ghostbusters, or the MIB.

But you almost never need them.

Your day to day emergencies need to be resolved by a hero of wisdom, without him your ability to survive would be jeopardized.

Only this one man can save you from being hungry, cold, wet and on the street.

We call him Admin.

Yes that right folks the real day to day dangers you face are DEADlines. Yes “DEAD”lines. Scary isn’t it?

If you wear this extraordinary Admin shirt, everyone will love you, people want to buy you coffee and doughnuts, and the boss will be nicer to you.

* 67.8% of the time, wearing this shirt will not make you a real Admin. Repeat usage will improve this statistic.

God’s Busy Can I Help You Shirt

Gods Busy Can I Help You Shirt

Think He Might Help You? - Click Image $17.99 USD

From gulf-daily-news.com:
By ALISTAIR BAPTISTA, Posted on » Friday, May 01, 2009

Rock concert stopped after guitarist arrested

POLICE arrested a guitarist at a rock concert yesterday, bringing it to an abrupt halt and angering scores of fans.

Organisers halted the ‘Rage to the Extreme’ show at the Palace hotel, Adliya, immediately after the arrest.

Sources said the Sri Lankan was apparently arrested because he was wearing a T-shirt bearing a caricature of a ‘devilish’ figure and the slogan “God’s Busy…Can I Help?’

They said the performer with Bahrain-based band The Mushroom Massacre, was taken to a police station where he had his shirt and body piercings photographed.

Police confiscated the shirt and released him after taking his personal details, said the sources.

He left the police station, wearing a new T-shirt, bearing an image of pop star Craig David, but it was not clear who provided it.

Religious leaders, councillors and MPs have complained in the past about rock gatherings, accusing youngsters involved of Satanic activities. Unsigned rock bands from across the Gulf arrived to perform.

It was billed as the first-of-its-kind event to combine a rock show and a battle of the bands, in which guests would vote for the winners.

It was organised by Bahrain-based Dallah Promotions and was scheduled to take place from 4pm until the earlier hours, with bands performing in half-hour slots.

Fans said there was no reason to halt it.

“Someone just came on stage and said the show was over, after that there were two breaks for prayer,” said concert-goer Yasir Shehzad.

“Everyone’s angry, but we don’t know what to do. Someone, we don’t know who he was, got on stage and told people to wear their T-shirts inside out.”

He said the organisers should have warned people against inappropriate clothing.

“I blame them because the sound was terrible and they should have told children that they couldn’t wear certain kinds of clothing.”

Dubai-based Bahraini Ali Ahmed, who had travelled home especially for the event, was shocked and embarrassed.

“I don’t know why they stopped it.

“There was no problem. Children were just relaxing and there were bands from the UAE and Saudi on the list to play.

“This is embarrassing for us because there wasn’t any reason for them to do that, there wasn’t a fight or anything like that.” Dallah Promotions Culture and Information Ministry officials could not be reached last night. Hotel officials refused to comment.

I would be interested in hearing your thoughts about this shirt. We have been putting it up on the website and off for quite a while now.

Personaly this shirt makes me feel a bit uneasy, even though I also find it funny as hell.

Excuse the bad pun.

Robots In Disguise Shirt

Robots In Disguise Shirt

Robots In Disguise ! Click Image $17.99 USD

I like cars, especially really fast ones and big trucks. Airplanes are cool too, and the guys flying them that have sunglasses and headphones on, they look really cool. Some planes have guns.

Guns are pretty cool, I like how they blow stuff up and make loud sounds, laser guns are the best though, they make sounds like “pyew pyew” when you shoot them. You don’t see many laser guns on earth but Aliens probably have them. Aliens are cool.

I like robots too, because they can move around and talk and stuff. The only thing cooler that robots are giant robots.

You know what would be really cool are giant alien talking robots that pretend they are cars and airplanes and stuff, then suddenly they get up and fight with swords, and guns and talk and look at you with their sunglasses while they listen to cool alien music through headphones.

Cool Giant Laser Armed Alien Fighting Transformable Robots In Disguise!

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