May
05

Star Wars Coffee – May The Froth Be With You Shirt

Star Wars Coffee Shirt

May The Froth Be With You – Click Image $19.99 USD

Star Wars Coffee has a reputation for brewing high quality coffee for more than six thousand years.

It takes a very special bean and a rigorous process to produce Star Wars Coffee’s consistent high quality brew.

Wookie Valdez himself selects and inspects each and every bean from the Forest Moon of Endor’s eastern slopes. Only the very highest quality beans will ever considered for a cup of Star Wars Coffee. Once certified to meet Star Wars quality standards, the fate of the Star Wars Coffee bean is not left to chance. At the shops every detail is carefully orchestrated – including the temperature and amount of water used, the timing and consistency of bean grinding, and the length of time the coffee is brewed.

Upon leaving our restaurants, our caring crew, will offer you these kind words of good fortune.

“May The Froth Be With You.”

May
04

Computer Problem Solving Flowchart – Funny Shirt

Problem Solving Computer Flowchart

The Solution to all Computer Problems at Work. - Click Image $17.99 USD

Computers can be a frustrating thing, it is very difficult to try and find the origins and solution to the issues your computer will give you over time.

However, if you have a problem with your computer at work, now you can get this fail safe guide to solving it. Just follow these simple steps and all of your problems will be a thing of the past.

Thankfully this Computer Problem Solving Flowchart comes in the amazingly easy to carry format of being an actual t-shirt, what will they think of next?!

Computers can be a frustrating thing, it is very difficult to try and find the origins and solution to the issues your computer will give you over time.

However, if you have a problem with your computer at work, now you can get this failsafe guide to solving it. Just follow these simple steps and all of your problems will be a thing of the past.

Thankfully this Computer Problem Solving Flowchart comes in the amazingly easy to carry format of being an actual t-shirt, what will they think of next?!

Apr
21

Don’t Juggle Chainsaws – Stupid Monkey Shirt

Don't Juggle Chainsaws Monkey Shirt

Don't Juggle Chainsaws Shirt - Click Image $17.99

Hey monkey, come here little monkey, I got a banana for you, good boy. Now if you want to eat this banana, you got to do me a favor. See those two chainsaws over there? No, don’t look at my hand, look over there, yes there, see those two chainsaws there, pick them up. Pick them up, yes both of them, great, good monkey. Now bring them here.

No don’t pull the strings, don’t start them, Geeze, turn them off! Switch them off!

No, don’t throw them, stop throwing them! Idiot monkey! What are you doing?

Oh great, nice job you imbecile! Stupid half-wit doofus monkey. I told you not to do that, see what happens when you throw chainsaws around. How are you going to eat your banana now Mr. Smarty Pants?

Don’t Juggle Chainsaws.

Apr
18

Caution Mosh Pit – Funny Slam Dance Shirt

Caution Mosh Pit Slam Dance Shirt

If only there was a sign...Click Image To Buy Shirt $19.99

I still remember my first Butthole Surfers concert. When the band came on and started playing, the people started to twist, turn, and jump around while bouncing off one another.

At first it was fun, there was even one very hot girl that kept bouncing and bumping into me. In turn, I started bouncing and turning back into her. Suddenly something hit me in the back of the head, I think it was an elbow, I turned around and saw a big angry guy bouncing around looking at me, the girl bounced into me again, in a very pleasing way, then this guy jumped and twisted his elbow across my mouth.

Around me the people all seemed to raise all their elbows up a bit, some smacked this guy, who then smacked other people. Next thing I knew there were elbows flying everywhere. It was not so fun anymore.

As my vision got blurry, I felt there should have been a a sign “Caution Mosh Pit”.

Butthole Surfers Who was in my Room Last Night Lyrics:

I’m flying, I’m flying
All night long my body burned
the sheets were wet and cold
the lights were on my eyes were gone
any second lose control
the pounding on my window is just the pounding in my head
I wonder who was in my room last night,
who the hell was in my bed?
Ahhh!
There must have been a body there
I swear I felt some flesh
it took a little time
but I figured they were mine
there were fingers goin down my chest
my mouth went through the ceiling and my body fell through the floor
I couldn’t find the key cause there was no one I could see
and someone had moved the door
Ahhh!
The cops the priest the crisis line,
And no one really had a clue
no one could tell who abducted me,
Or exactly what I should do
my throat was dry and my hopes were high,
but nothing really ever got said
Who was in my room that night,
who the hell was in my bed?
AHHH!

Apr
17

Bruce Lee Is My Homeboy Shirt

Bruce Lee Is My Homeboy Shirt

Do you really want to mess with us? - Click Image $17.99

Bruce Lee was born on 27 November 1940, when little Bruce tumbled out of his mother, drop kicked the doctor through the wall, and then made out with all three nurses in the room.

In July of 1945, Einstein realized the formula E=Bruce Lee. The Illuminati pleaded with four year old Bruce to jump on an airplane bound for Japan. Bruce had not broken a sweat after vaporized a good part of Hiroshima, so decided to continue his exercise on Nagasaki.

Bruce Lee’s fists travel at four times the speed of light, Bruce was known to occasionally punch into the past to knock out what he called “bad mannered” dinosaurs, just because he could.

Bruce Lee is My Homeboy, are you sure you want to mess with us?

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