Jul
26

Homebound Hyperspace Shirt

Homebound Hyperspace Shirt

Homebound Hyperspace Shirt
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Stuck in the most miserable point of his life, Joe decided to stop on the way home to pick up his favorite pizza and six pack of bottled beer. He thought the favorite savory flavors and  buzz might bring some light to this dark point in his existence, but as he entered his apartment, he tripped on some stray laundry that was left on the floor from the night before. As Joe stumbled to stay upright, his beer and pizza flew from his hands, the airborne pizza unboxed itself and splattered the room in food and tomato sauce, the beer bottles smashed against the wall, the room was covered in pizza, beer and glass.

Joe fell on his now filthy wet couch and began to cry, “Why? WHY!?” his depression was so great that for several days he did not leave the couch, where he prayed daily for an escape to this life.

On the fourth day, behind the couch, amidst the dust, beer and pizza stains, Joe found a pink mushroom growing. Joe picked the mushroom, ate it, and soon found his wishes came true. Off on a magical journey he goes.

Homebound Hyperspace Shirt

Jun
23

Breaking Bad Muppets Shirt

Breaking Bad Muppets Shirt

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Beaker took the breakup of the Muppets particularly hard, his initial days following the show’s cancellation were reduced to eating large bags of cheetoes and smoking meth. After several weeks Beaker’s old companion Dr. Bunsen Honeydew showed up on his door. “Beakie-Poo, I have a proposition for you” he said.

It seems that Bunson had had a bit of a bad time himself, Bunson had been diagnosed with Cancer, and had no money to pay for the treatments, although he had done all sorts of experimental testing in his time (mostly on Beaker) he had never found any conclusive cures to pretty much anything. So he hatched a wild scheme that they would cook Meth for a living, and that Beaker would be his test subject.

Beaker was excited about the prospect and a whole series of misbegotten adventures ensued.

 

Breaking Bad Muppet Shirt

Jun
01

Pandas Take The Piss Shirt

Pandas On SUV Shirt

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It was the trip of a lifetime, having never left our home town, let alone our country, my wife and I set off to China to try and find our favorite animal, the giant panda, in it’s natural habitat.

Neither of us had spent much time in the great outdoors, so this was a grueling journey for the two of us, over mountains, across rivers, and through forests we went. However weeks past, and we could not find our beloved Panda. Our time and money were spent, and we were forced to return home without a picture of our furry friends…or so we thought.

On the last night of our trip, we were awoken to the startling sounds of our SUV being broken into, and looked out the window to see our furry little friends peeing on our SUV and making fun of us. We finally had the chance to take their picture, but came to the realization that Pandas are jerks, so they are no longer our favorite animal. Now we much prefer monkeys.

Funny Panda’s Peeing On SUV Shirt

May
31

Ted Water-pipe Shirt

Ted Bong Shirt

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Oh poor Ted, his bromance seems to be coming to an end, look at his sad eyebrows, I feel so bad for him.

Take another hit of that Bong Ted, perhaps all your troubles will get lost in the blue smokey aura that will follow. Maybe you will stop feeling like your sinking into the mud of despair and instead become more like a soaring unicorn frolicking through blue fluffy clouds as you fart out rainbows of pleasure.

Take another hit Ted, life sucks, and only through numbing down that stuffing filled head of yours will things likely get better. It’s not your fault your bud put Hoes before Bros. You never needed that bromance after all.

Ted Bong Shirt

May
23

Shut The Duck Up Shirt

Shut The Duck Up Shirt

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I live in a noisy polluted city, whose buildings stretch so far to the sky, that sun beams can rarely hit the people walking below. The air is thick with the hot smell of cars, and there is an incessant non melodious honking of horns echoing down the roads.

Driven near mad by the business of the city I decided to take a trip back to nature, to find a silence that can only exist there. I was happy on my trip, for a bit, but then a sound even less melodious than a car horn “quack quack quack”ed at me. The quacking was a bit like a person stuffing tin foil in my ears, and with each additional quack, like a bit more foil being forced in. The pressure built, it hurt, and I desperately needed it to stop.

I told the duck “SHUT UP!”, but the unreasonable beast would not be quiet, so, I went back to my car trunk, got my Duck Tape, and Shut The Duck Up.

Shut The Duck Up Shirt

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