Feb
15

Boy With Pet Dinosaur Shirt

Boy With Pet Dinosaur Shirt T-Rex on a Leash

Boy With Pet T-Rex - Click on Image

This is a picture of me as a child with my favorite childhood pet going to school for show and tell.

You probably didn’t hear about me and my T-Rex, not because it didn’t happen, but because all the witnesses are already dead.

I don’t think my poor T-Rex was evil, he just did the things that T-Rexs like to do, like running around, smashing things and eating people. He was really cool, one time he ate a whole motorcycle.

My T-Rex never ate me though, I think it was just because he desired a witness to all his awesomeness.

I miss my wonderful T-Rex, but he must be even more awesome now that he is a T-Rex Ghost.

Feb
13

Funny Fast Food T-Shirt – Dog and Cat

Fast Food Dog and Cat

Fast Food – Click Image

Though “Fast Food” in modern English usually describes paper wrapped greasy food products peddled by clowns, the term does have a much longer history.

The oldest known use of the term “Fast Food” has been discovered inside France’s Lascaux caves, though the caves are famous for 20,000+ year old wall drawings, a stone slab formation deeper in the cave had never been investigated until recently, scientists believe it to be some sort of primitive dog house.

Anthropologists suggest since man lived nearer the cave entrance than this dog, it could mean that man, was protecting the dog, possibly even worshiping him. An image, is etched inside of the dog house of a dog chasing a cat, captioned,”Fast Food”. The well chewed etching tool found near by, may have been used by the dog.

This may also explain the importance of the word “Dog” spelt backwards.

Fast Food Shirt

Feb
12

Bugs Bunny Coming Soon Shirt

Bugs Bunny Coming Soon Shirt

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This shirt contains no hares, lapin, coney, cony, cottontail, cuniculus, lagomorph, bugs, bunny and most certainly no rabbits. It does not contain any lewd, crude, or any other type of explicit act nor imply anything of the such. Any belief that said shirt might contain or imply sexually charged images of rabbits, or any such suggestions would simply prove the perversion of the viewer, and therefore discredit said viewer’s statements so as not to be admissible in any just minded court of law.

If such a statement was elicit, a statement which would be explicit. None of these rabbits are complicit, all legal courts would thus dismiss it, the acts portrayed were not solicit.

All characters that may or may not appear in said image are over 18 and of eager consent.

 

Bugs Bunny Coming Soon Shirt

Jan
04

Popeye The Prisoner Shirt

Popeye The Prisoner Shirt

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I’m Popeye the pris’ner man.
Blutos gots me in the Can.
He made such a ruckus
so I kicked his tukus
I’m Popeye the pris’ner man.

I’m one tough delinquent,
which hates all indignants.
Wot ain’t on the kind ‘n fair.
I bites ’em and butts ’em
and likes to out roughs ’em
So none of ’em gets nowhere.

If anyone dares to risk, my “fisk”,
it’s “bash” an’ it’s “slam”, un’erstan’?
So your “good be-hav-or”,
is your only life saver
From Popeye the pris’ner man.

I’m Popeye the pris’ner man,
I’m Popeye the pris’ner man.
I’m strong to the finich,
cause I eats me spinach.
I’m Popeye the pris’ner man.

Popeye The Prisoner Shirt

Dec
18

Muppet Boys Night Out Shirt

Muppet Boys At Strippers

Muppet Boys Night Out – Click Image

There I was, happily minding my own business after a long day of hard work, sitting quietly, sipping a few beers, and enjoying the ladies as they danced and flirted with me. Yes, late night was going just wonderfully until this group walked in, with their wide eyes, full body fur, gaping mouths, and round silly noses, I don’t blame the ladies for forgetting about normal old me.

All of them gathered near the stage in a large mass, jumping up and down with excitement, making rude sounds like “Ohhhha” or saying things like “Yah, yah yah yah.” as they all took turns slipping bills into the dancers’ clothing.

The one they called Animal seemed to have a uncontrollable attraction to the ladies, he would jump up on stage with them, and the strippers would kick the little fella across the room, as soon as he could get up, he would get right back on that stage again, where he would again be kicked…the spongy little guy liked it I think.

Muppet Boys Night Out Shirt

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