Aug
05

Disco UFO Shirt – Funny Disco UFO T-Shirt To Buy Online

Funny Disco UFO Shirt

Disco UFO Shirt - Click Image

The other day, I was strutting my stuff through the forest, there were no other people around, but the animals all knew what a cool dude was walking in their woods.

Animals can sense cool.

It was getting dark and there were stars in the sky, I thought they looked groovy so I pointed up at them, and said. “Hey there little stars” Then kept on walking.

As I began to reach my peak of cool for the evening. One of the stars seemed to descend down from the night sky.

When it got closer, I noticed it was really this funky looking spaceship, it had all these wicked lights coming off it, and was making sounds that had a really cool disco rhythm.

The tunes and lights were almost hypnotic, so I began to dance to the beat of the Disco UFO.

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Aug
05

No Boy Bands Shirt

No Boy Bands Shirt

NO BOY BANDS ! Click Image $17.99 USD

Ok I don’t care if you want to listen to Rap, Hip Hop, Country, Classical, Rock’n’roll, Pop, RnB, Electronic, Jazz, Musical Theatre, Tango, Folk, Renaissance, Metal, Blues, Latin, Techno, Rave, Disco, Army Music, Children’s Songs, Bollywood tunes, Barbershop, Swing or anything else…

You can just tune in the static on the radio station and crank it up all the way if you want. I don’t care, I am easy.

There is only one type of music, you are not aloud to listen to, Boy Bands.

No boy bands!

Do you understand that? One rule, Boy Bands are not aloud!

You have to draw a line somewhere.

Jul
25

Toy Soldier Band Shirt

Army Band Shirt Toy Soldiers With Guitars

Cli9ck Image $17.99 USD

My Great Uncle Tom passed away when I was six, and willed me a small, closed, brown cardboard box. On the top was written “Only Open in Case of Emergency”.

I carried the box with me everywhere, it gave me great confidence. At night I slept with it on a table next to my bed.

One day a local bully, Dolph, knocked me off my bike on my way home from school. He said he was going to kill me! So I quickly reached for my box and tore it open.

A small light seemed to emulate from the box the instant I cracked its seal. Inside I found three small toy soldiers. Two were using guitars like weapons, and one was dialing in the sound.

I held them out in front of me for protection. Dolph kicked me in the nuts, stole my toy soldiers, and let me live.

Jul
02

American Idiot Shirt

American Idiot Shirt

Click Image $17.99 USD

I can’t believe I am goinng to be on TV! Oh my god! This is so Exciting! Oh I just know the judges will all love me.

Paula, wow she is so pretty and so funny, I just love the way she starts throwing her hair around and dancing if she loves a song, she is so goinng to do that for me, she will love me.

Oh My God, and Simon, he is so funny, I just love his accent, I want a boyfriend with that accent, people say he is too harsh, but that is only because he points out how bad they are, he is so funny when he does it, but he will have nice things to say about me.

Oh my god I am goinng into the waiting room, Oh look at my hair it is so beautiful, the judges will love it, a little more red on the lips and I am sure they will love me.

Jun
29

Funny Admin Shirt With Tie

Admin Shirt

Are You Man Enough? - Click Image $17.99 USD

When you think of solving an emergency, you first think about those guys on 911. the police, fire department, ambulance, Ghostbusters, or the MIB.

But you almost never need them.

Your day to day emergencies need to be resolved by a hero of wisdom, without him your ability to survive would be jeopardized.

Only this one man can save you from being hungry, cold, wet and on the street.

We call him Admin.

Yes that right folks the real day to day dangers you face are DEADlines. Yes “DEAD”lines. Scary isn’t it?

If you wear this extraordinary Admin shirt, everyone will love you, people want to buy you coffee and doughnuts, and the boss will be nicer to you.

* 67.8% of the time, wearing this shirt will not make you a real Admin. Repeat usage will improve this statistic.

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