Funny Fast Food T-Shirt – Dog and Cat

Fast Food Dog and Cat

Fast Food – Click Image

Though “Fast Food” in modern English usually describes paper wrapped greasy food products peddled by clowns, the term does have a much longer history.

The oldest known use of the term “Fast Food” has been discovered inside France’s Lascaux caves, though the caves are famous for 20,000+ year old wall drawings, a stone slab formation deeper in the cave had never been investigated until recently, scientists believe it to be some sort of primitive dog house.

Anthropologists suggest since man lived nearer the cave entrance than this dog, it could mean that man, was protecting the dog, possibly even worshiping him. An image, is etched inside of the dog house of a dog chasing a cat, captioned,”Fast Food”. The well chewed etching tool found near by, may have been used by the dog.

This may also explain the importance of the word “Dog” spelt backwards.

Fast Food Shirt

Bugs Bunny Coming Soon Shirt

Bugs Bunny Coming Soon Shirt

Bugs Bunny Coming Soon Shirt – Click Image

This shirt contains no hares, lapin, coney, cony, cottontail, cuniculus, lagomorph, bugs, bunny and most certainly no rabbits. It does not contain any lewd, crude, or any other type of explicit act nor imply anything of the such. Any belief that said shirt might contain or imply sexually charged images of rabbits, or any such suggestions would simply prove the perversion of the viewer, and therefore discredit said viewer’s statements so as not to be admissible in any just minded court of law.

If such a statement was elicit, a statement which would be explicit. None of these rabbits are complicit, all legal courts would thus dismiss it, the acts portrayed were not solicit.

All characters that may or may not appear in said image are over 18 and of eager consent.

 

Bugs Bunny Coming Soon Shirt

Muppet Boys Night Out Shirt

Muppet Boys At Strippers

Muppet Boys Night Out – Click Image

There I was, happily minding my own business after a long day of hard work, sitting quietly, sipping a few beers, and enjoying the ladies as they danced and flirted with me. Yes, late night was going just wonderfully until this group walked in, with their wide eyes, full body fur, gaping mouths, and round silly noses, I don’t blame the ladies for forgetting about normal old me.

All of them gathered near the stage in a large mass, jumping up and down with excitement, making rude sounds like “Ohhhha” or saying things like “Yah, yah yah yah.” as they all took turns slipping bills into the dancers’ clothing.

The one they called Animal seemed to have a uncontrollable attraction to the ladies, he would jump up on stage with them, and the strippers would kick the little fella across the room, as soon as he could get up, he would get right back on that stage again, where he would again be kicked…the spongy little guy liked it I think.

Muppet Boys Night Out Shirt

Wookie Slam Dunk Shirt

Chewie Slam Dunk

Wookie Slam Dunk Shirt – Click Image

Chewbacca, (born a long long time ago), also known as Chewie by his friends, was a legendary wookie, smuggler, first mate, and co-pilot, but became best known for his short stint as a player for the Rebel Alliance Basketball Team.

As a fan favorite, each time Chewie got possession of the basketball, a stadium full of his fans would unanimously shout the phrase “Stop…Wookie time!”, Chewie would then perform one of his near gravity defying, artistic slam dunks to the delight of the audience.

Chewie later cashed in on his fame by launching a series of high top basketball shoes named “Air Chewies.” Chewie’s monetization of his fame caused a small number of people to call Chewbacca a sell out, but after the wookie ripped some of their arms off, no more complaints were heard.

Wookie Slam Dunk Shirt

Please! Bandit Squirrel Acorn Robbery Shirt

Bandit Squirrel Please Shirt

Please Shirt – Click on Image

One full moon lit night, in my old wild west town, while on the way back home with dinner, I began to hear an unusual stirring in the trees, that did not match the usual evening breeze.

I sat up on my hind legs and turned my ears, something was making my whiskers tickle.

Out of the side of my left eye, I thought I saw a shadowy form drop from a tree.Then a tumble weed began rolling out towards me, there seemed to be something pacing itself inside of it.

Out jumped a squirrel with a bandits mask and a gun, demanding my acorn, I refused. I would not give up my beloved nut.

The bandit began swirling his hands in the air towards me, and I could see pixie dust like stars in the air around him. Getting brighter, and brighter, just when I thought he would explode, he spoke the magic word. “Please”.

I dropped the acorn and ran.

Please Squirrel Shirt

There once was a squirrel named Earl
who liked to wear short skirts and twirl
the girls got excited
and tried hard to hide it
but when men looked upon it they hurled

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