Funny Cookie Monster Wrestling Shirt with Story

Wrestling Cookie Monster

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Vince: “I’m still not sure what we are doing here John, I mean you found this great looking Blue Monster, hats off to you for that , but now you have him under the ring eating a full box of cookies. How is this supposed to entertain the audience?”

John “It’s not a full box, I took one cookie out.”

Vince: “Well to me one cookie out of a full box is still a full box. I think the audience actually wants to see the monster, having him hide under the ring isn’t going to entertain anyone.”

John: “I put the last cookie in the middle of the ring.”

Vince: “Well at least our wrestler is getting in the ring , now we just have to get the monster to come out.”

John, “Watch what happens when the wrestler goes for the cookie.”

 

Wrestling Cookie Monster Shirt

Mystical Black Cat Shirt Of Awesome Powers

Black Cat T-Shirt

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Everyone knows that one of the most feared powers in the universe is that of the black cat. It has been known for thousands of years that the simple crossing of a black cat in your path will lead to immeasurable amounts of bad luck.

Many a man has tried to use the black cat’s power to his advantage, sometimes gathering boxes of them to release in the path of a foe, but cats are often unpredictable, and the creatures tend to run off in all sorts of directions, some have even been known to rub a full circle around the releaser,  leaving them with no safe path to take.

Now all your problems can been solved by wearing this Black Cat Shirt. This shirt contains all the magic powers of a black cat, allowing you to jump out bushes and trees to cross the path of your foes yourself, bad luck will undoubtedly be delivered, and justice will at last be served.

Black Cat Shirt

E.T. Bicycle Disaster Tee

Funny E.T. Elliot Moon Shirt

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Elliott could never have imagined, even just weeks ago, that he would be in such a position. He never knew as he rode through the forest that day, with his extra terrestrial friend, that he would suddenly lift off the ground into flight.

As Elliott and E.T. continued to fly through the night sky, Elliott’s excitement grew and grew, he just really could not believe, or understand exactly what was going on. He did not understand that E.T. who sat in the basket on the front of the bike appearing calm, was concentrating on the difficult task at hand of transporting the pair and the bicycle through the night sky.

Eventually Elliot’s excitement overwhelmed him, he believed he could fly, he believed he could touch the sky, he spread his wings to try and fly away, then Elliott confidently leaped from the bike. E.T. lost concentration, and the once dreamy moment became a nightmarish disaster.

Funny E.T. Bicycle Moon Shirt

Stop Global Warming Shirt – Darth Vader

Darth Vader Stop Global Warming Shirt

Stop Global Warming Shirt – Click Image $19.99

“We interrupt your regular broadcast for this important message from our very own man in black, our local shiny well dressed, cape bearing friend from Tatooine. The dude with the super deep voice, and super great helmet, our own super pipeline to the power of the dark side, is here to now share this important message with all of you.

Please everyone avert your eyes in awe as our master, our lord, the one, the only Darth Vader, steps up to the microphone and delivers this very important message said to come right from the Dark Side itself.”

Darth steps up to the microphone in-front of thousands, holding a red screw in fluorescent light bulb, says “Stop Global Warming”, then walks off the stage, bringing balance to the force.

Stop Global Warming Darth Vader Shirt

The Legend Of Bud The Kitty Jockey

Funny Kitty Jockey Shirt

Kitty Jockey Shirt
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Bud was a small bullied child, who grew up to be a small bullied man. As an adult, Bud became a world famous horse jockey, but even with fame and fortune, adults, teenagers, and other jockeys continued to bully him.

Determined to get respect, Bud decided to take some of the various performance enhancing horse medicines found at work, and exercised hard for several years, but was still not able to get any respect.

One lonely day Bud bought a kitten from the pet store, and as the kitty jumped around on places he should not have, he eventually knocked over a vial of Bud’s enhancements, and lapped it all up with a Purr.

Bud’s beloved little kitty became very very large, playful, and dangerous. So Bud grabbed his horse taming rope from work and brought him under control. After some thought, Bud decided to saddle kitty up.

Bud no longer cared about any respect as he rode out that Moonlit evening, that night he had only revenge on his mind.

Kitty Jockey Shirt

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