Turtle Does the Butt Dance

One day a long time ago, when I was a young teenager I decided to came home from the local mall with a couple of baby turtles. I enjoyed watching them swim around in their fish tank, and would often let them out to run around the house. They were cute little guys that would look out at me quite a bit, and seemed to recognize me as their friend.

Turtles for the most part are actually pretty good pets, but I found cleaning their tank a bit of a tedious chore, the longer I had them, the longer the gaps between their cleaning became. Eventually the tank got so bad I just couldn’t bring myself to try and clean it anymore, and the turtles so filthy I no longer wanted to touch them. I was afraid I might let them die as I did my sea monkeys when I was younger, and still being very fond of them I found looking at them swimming in their muck a bit depressing. Thankfully the pet store which sold them to me was willing to take them back.

Having watched the cleaning of this turtle in the video below, I now realize it didn’t need to be such a chore after all, if only I had thought of using a tooth brush.



Teaching Dolph About Teamwork – Hilarious Teamwork Shirt

Teamwork Shirt

A Lesson In Teamwork - Click Image For Shirt

Life was pretty tough in my teen years, not only did I have a lot of chores, schedules, rules, physical changes, and homework, but I also had a bully named Dolph.

Dolph was not a normal bully, he was an exceptional one. He was three years older, and almost seven feet tall. At lunch, he would normally first eat a full roasted chicken, and carton of milk, followed by many of his classmates lunches. He was huge, but not fat, Dolph used boxing, and weight lifting to stay fit. He said his eventualĀ  goal was to become a real life monster.

Dolph had complete domination over our school, even the teachers didn’t want him upset. One day I got sick of him eating my lunch, as did my friends, so the next day after school, my friends and I taught Dolph a lesson in Teamwork.

In Soviet Russia Transformer Changes You !!!

Look at this gem of a short film I found while surfing some Russian website. I thought this was going to be really cheezy, but its not. It is actualy quite polished and even a bit funny for an amature production out of Russia.

This video was created by Alex Semenov inspired by the Transformers movies of late, have a look and enjoy!

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