MC Lord Vader Shirt

MC Darth Vader Shirt

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Between rebel uprisings and the building of Death Stars, Lord Vader often found his day to day life a bit boring, to pass the time he would often begin a new hobby. Since Vader had recently been picking up vibes from his various subordinates of him being stiff, scary and boring. He thought he would make a new cool persona for himself as MC Vader.

After some practice Vader finally gathered many of his workers in a large auditorium on the Death star for his musical debut. He began to spin out some rhythms an beats towards his crowd, but they just stood there and looked at him.

Darth then had an idea, as he played his music, he started to force push them around the dance floor, occasionally slamming them into one another and jigging with the beat.

MC Vader T-Shirt

Hear Speak See More Evil Monkey Shirt

See More, Hear More, Speak More Evil Monkeys Shirt

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During a recent photo shoot of the world famous speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil chimps, there was a short rebellion from the apes which took place right in the middle of the photo shoot. The chimps removed their hands from their respective hands, ears and eyes, then from behind them brought out a few items which we’re quite opposite to their proposed roles.

One chimp donned some 3D glasses, so he could see the evil in all it’s dimensions, one put on headphones to hear the evil in full high definition stereo sound, and the last chimp brought out a microphone, and began to speak evil amplified through the room.

Some jerk then threatened to smack the chimps with a nearby towel, so the apes then went back to ignoring evil.

Hear Speak See More Evil Monkey Shirt

DJ ET Shirt

DJ ET Shirt

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Unknown to most, as Elliott was sleeping, ET would often sneak down to the local bar and spin records for pocket change. ET then used this money to feed his insatiable craving for Reese’s Pieces.

On one night as ET was performing unusually exceptionally as a Mix Master, he attracted the attention of an elderly regular at the bar named Thelma. Thelma was so enthralled with the beats at one point, she let out a drunken holler at ET, and in her excitement Thelma’s wig fell from her head revealing a women who looked very much like ET himself. Thelma had reminded ET at that moment of a home planet school teacher who he once had an affair with, and therefore a heated affair ensued between ET and Thelma for many hours following.

DJ ET Shirt

RUN METH Breaking Bad Shirt

RUN METH Breaking Bad Shirt

RUN METH Breaking Bad Shirt
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Meth brained lover hidin’ under yellow covers
When I talked to da master, he say
He said, you ain’t cooked nothin’
‘Till you’re crystal blue cookin
Untill then you’d best be changin’ your ways
I met cartel leaders, showed I was no bleeder
All these times I can reminisce
And the best thing comin’ was the millions by the dozen
Started with a little stack, like this
Your hangin’ on a corner isn’t cool
once shots start flyin’ past in the air
They’re pulling on the triggers, trying to hit you in the middle
Best be runin’, get the hell outa there
So I took a big chance and cooked a big batch
With the master who was ready to play
His family he was foolin
Didn’t know what he was doin’
Taught me how to cook this way
He told me to
Cook this way, cook this way
Cook this…

Run Meth Breaking Bad Shirt

Abbey Road Troopers Shirt

Abby Road YMCA Stormtrooper Shirt

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This shirt features an image of some galactic travelers from a galaxy far far away who came here a long long time ago, just to mock our popular culture of the fifties, sixties, and seventies.

Here you can see this image of these intergalactic jerks, standing on our beloved Abbey Road, doing the YMCA dance for the camera.

Of course they cowardly hide behind their stormtrooper armor and helmet, so we can not see their eyes, which of course we would all like to poke them in right now.

 


Abby Road YMCA Stormtrooper Shirt

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