iPoor Buy Me Something Shirt

I Poor Buy Me Something Shirt

I Poor Buy Me Something Shirt - Click Image $17.99 USD

Everywhere I look today everyone has these cool new iGadgets, they have touch screens, video, music, applications and games. I see advertisements for them on the TV and the Internet, and hear about them on the radio, and I see others with them. I really want one, If I had one of these I would be happy forever.

I don’t have a car I wish i had a car, a big one would be nice, maybe a bit stylish looking, slightly pimped up Mercedes. With like some really cool looking mags on it.

Right now though all I really need is just one of those super cool touch screen iGadgets.

Can you get me an iGadget please? I am not asking for much, just one of those?

iPoor buy me something.

Adidogs Parody Shirt

Adidogs Logo Parody Shirt

The Power Comes from Three ! - Click Image $17.99

Lets face it, you can strap pieces of rubber and canvas or leather to your feet in the hope it will make you go faster, jump higher, or turn tighter, but if you really want to beat the competition with something other than pure strength, and skill, you have to think outside the box.

As is commonly known throughout our world, inch for inch, there is no more powerful force than the short haired chihuahua of Mexico. Although chihuahua have been the envy of nature for millions of years, we need not envy this little marvel anymore, because scientists have now discovered the secret of harnessing this raw energy into clothing. Through the science of synthetic chihuahua.

Adidogs, powered by the raw energy of no less than three synthetic chihuahua per shirt.

Mr Jihad T-Shirt – Bearded Bombed and Ready to Blow

Crazy Mr Jihad Shirt

Mr Jihad Shirt Bearded Bombed and Ready to Blow - Click Image $19.99 USD

For too many years now little western children have grown up laughing at Mr Messy. Little Miss Naughty has been used as an example of what not to do, and Little Miss Bad has been seen as a cute joke.

Generally all of the Little People have not been taken seriously by the people of the west.

Now we will give you one Mister character you will not be able to make jokes about, here comes Mr. Jihad.

Yes that is right Infidels we have added a new soldier to our arsenal of little people, and you will have to take it very seriously,  Mr Jihad is on his way.

Lets see you laugh at that !

* Note: Not recommended for airports.

Evolution Monkey to Pig Shirt – Funny Evolution Parody Tee

Evolution From Monkey to a Pig

Evolution Monkey to Man to Pig - Click Image $19.99

We are all used to the diagrams of human evolution, how man progresses constantly to our current state of being, or at least the state of being that we were in in the first halve of the twentieth century.

This diagram  is a little more up to date, the beginning is fairly common, of course the first picture shows man in his already ape like form, having shed the tail already.

He then moves into a two legged walking position and begins to carry tools.

The next stage of the evolution man is walking almost upright and carrying a spear.

In the yellow we can see man in his prime, he is walking fully erect and carrying a rather large machine gun.

Now we move onto our current state of being, balding, fat, sipping a milkshake, eating a hamburger, and a yellow tattoo of the “Golden Arches” M on the leg. This is the evolution due to fast food.

And of course the next stage in the progression is the pig.

This shirt is really quite hilarious if you have a good look at it, and oh so true.

Although the image on the left is not really big enough to have a good look, if you click on it it will take you to the product page with larger images and closeups.

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