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Oh poor Ted, his bromance seems to be coming to an end, look at his sad eyebrows, I feel so bad for him.

Take another hit of that Bong Ted, perhaps all your troubles will get lost in the blue smokey aura that will follow. Maybe you will stop feeling like your sinking into the mud of despair and instead become more like a soaring unicorn frolicking through blue fluffy clouds as you fart out rainbows of pleasure.

Take another hit Ted, life sucks, and only through numbing down that stuffing filled head of yours will things likely get better. It’s not your fault your bud put Hoes before Bros. You never needed that bromance after all.

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Canadian Study Of Various Drugs Effects On Wood Spiders

We are all quite used to the warnings echoed to us thousands of times throughout our lives about how bad drugs are for our mind and body, and how important it is for us to to stay away from them. We are told that they will usually either turn us into complete idiots, needy junkies, or might even start destroying everything, and everyone we love.

We have been shown drug use analogies such as eggs frying in a frying pan, or a frying pan smashing an egg, we are being told that is what it feels like to be on drugs. It is not a very positive message to say the least, but really it lacks a lot of reality, and does not really explain what happens to our minds. I mean are we really supposed to believe that a drug addict will spend all of his money to feel like someone is frying his brain in a frying pan?

Thankfully the Canadian Government has released a new video which teaches us the real effects of drug use. Although similar studies have been done before in England where they feed drugs such as cocaine, heroine, LSD, Speed and Marijuana to spiders, this Canadian study has really taken this to a new level.

Please watch this important one minute video and realize the actual reason why drugs are illegal, and the dangers they hold.

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Smokemon

Bad Smokemon Caught In My Stash! Click Image

Where did that little guy go? Every time he escapes from his ball, I cant find him for several hours then he comes back all glassy eyed, and starts talking about the universe and other such nonsense.

His actions make me sick, I can’t wait to stuff him back into his little ball where he belongs.

“Here Smokie, here Smokie Smokemon.”

Man if that dude is in my stash again…

There he is, he is so cute, but he got in my stash again, I have to punish him, back in the ball for a week then next time that really big red dragon monster shows up, I am tossing in his little ball.

That will teach him.

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