Lucky Banana Shirt

Lucky Banana Shirt

Lucky Banana Shirt - Click Image $19.99USD

Wow, look at that Banana!

Man that’s not cool.

What’s so special about that banana anyhow? How does he get two pretty girls attracted to him like that? Does he drive a fancy hummer or something? Why would the two ladies share that one banana, when there are so many other bananas in the world? What makes him so special? How come he has two girls and I don’t even have one, that’s not fair, and its not right either.

I hate looking at that, it makes me so jealous,

Stupid banana, I hate you, you suck.

You know what Mr. Banana, I was just thinking I would go make myself a banana split, or a nice banana milkshake, or a banana cream pie, huh what do you think about that Mr. Banana ?

Stupid Lucky Banana. You are so not cool.

Your Girlfriend My Girlfriend Shirt

Your Girlfriend My Girlfriend Shirt

Your Girlfriend My Girlfriend - Click Image $19.99 USD

Wow, that’s a nice new car you have there, thanks for showing me that. Oh,¬† a nice new big screen HDTV at home too?

Your big promotion at work sure does get you a lot of cool stuff.

Yes I know you are bigger than me, no need to point that out, even a two year old can see that, you do realize UFC bouts are not won with the weigh in though right?

Hey man I am starting to see a pattern forming here. You are obviously pretty high on yourself right now, and normally I wouldn’t mind, but you seem to be insinuating you are better than me or something, so before you go thinking that you are an Alpha male, and I am a Beta, I just want you to have a good look at something here.

That is a picture of your girlfriend, and this is a picture of my girlfriend.

Nuff Said?

The Incredible Hypno Monkey Shirt

Funny Hypno Monkey Shirt

The Incredable Hypno Monkey Shirt - Click Image $19.99 USD

Since time began, humans have felt an urge to control others.

Unknown to most, complete control was discovered almost 2000 years ago by Dr Fu Manchu of China. Dr Fu took our attraction to circular objects, the color yellow, and almost magnetic focus on zoo primates, to created the ultimate hypnotic image. Too powerful to be shared with the masses, the knowledge was nearly lost over time.

We now bring that image to you, on this shirt. The yellow swirl causes what is known as “The Whirlpool Effect” drawing the viewers eyes directly into the centre of the diagram, a chimpanzee at its heart, reverts viewers to a more primal, less complex, state of mind. Seeing the chimp’s headphones will then cause observers to listen intensely for your commands.

Wearing this shirt could make you achieve things impossible to achieved without it.

Have A Nice Day Shirt – Funny Soldier Smiley Face Tee

Have A Nice Day Happy Face Soldier Shirt

Have A Nice Day Shirt - Click Image $19.99USD

Hi there,

You might be a bit surprised to see us appearing from behind your neighbor’s house, really we don’t mean to startle or upset you.

We apologize for cutting off your electricity, we know the food in your fridge is starting to go bad, the lights are not working, and you can no longer watch your programs on TV.

We really do understand this is all a bit of an unexpected inconvenience.

You should be happy to know though, my friends and I came all the way from our side of the world to yours, in a giant nuclear fusion powered ship, got dressed up in our cool bullet proof outfits, and drove our awesome tank across your whole country, just to give you this very important message:

Have A Nice Day !

Teaching Dolph About Teamwork – Hilarious Teamwork Shirt

Teamwork Shirt

A Lesson In Teamwork - Click Image For Shirt

Life was pretty tough in my teen years, not only did I have a lot of chores, schedules, rules, physical changes, and homework, but I also had a bully named Dolph.

Dolph was not a normal bully, he was an exceptional one. He was three years older, and almost seven feet tall. At lunch, he would normally first eat a full roasted chicken, and carton of milk, followed by many of his classmates lunches. He was huge, but not fat, Dolph used boxing, and weight lifting to stay fit. He said his eventual  goal was to become a real life monster.

Dolph had complete domination over our school, even the teachers didn’t want him upset. One day I got sick of him eating my lunch, as did my friends, so the next day after school, my friends and I taught Dolph a lesson in Teamwork.

Go to top
Translate »