American Idiot Shirt

American Idiot Shirt

Click Image $17.99 USD

I can’t believe I am goinng to be on TV! Oh my god! This is so Exciting! Oh I just know the judges will all love me.

Paula, wow she is so pretty and so funny, I just love the way she starts throwing her hair around and dancing if she loves a song, she is so goinng to do that for me, she will love me.

Oh My God, and Simon, he is so funny, I just love his accent, I want a boyfriend with that accent, people say he is too harsh, but that is only because he points out how bad they are, he is so funny when he does it, but he will have nice things to say about me.

Oh my god I am goinng into the waiting room, Oh look at my hair it is so beautiful, the judges will love it, a little more red on the lips and I am sure they will love me.

Funny Admin Shirt With Tie

Admin Shirt

Are You Man Enough? - Click Image $17.99 USD

When you think of solving an emergency, you first think about those guys on 911. the police, fire department, ambulance, Ghostbusters, or the MIB.

But you almost never need them.

Your day to day emergencies need to be resolved by a hero of wisdom, without him your ability to survive would be jeopardized.

Only this one man can save you from being hungry, cold, wet and on the street.

We call him Admin.

Yes that right folks the real day to day dangers you face are DEADlines. Yes “DEAD”lines. Scary isn’t it?

If you wear this extraordinary Admin shirt, everyone will love you, people want to buy you coffee and doughnuts, and the boss will be nicer to you.

* 67.8% of the time, wearing this shirt will not make you a real Admin. Repeat usage will improve this statistic.

God’s Busy Can I Help You Shirt

Gods Busy Can I Help You Shirt

Think He Might Help You? - Click Image $17.99 USD

From gulf-daily-news.com:
By ALISTAIR BAPTISTA, Posted on ยป Friday, May 01, 2009

Rock concert stopped after guitarist arrested

POLICE arrested a guitarist at a rock concert yesterday, bringing it to an abrupt halt and angering scores of fans.

Organisers halted the ‘Rage to the Extreme’ show at the Palace hotel, Adliya, immediately after the arrest.

Sources said the Sri Lankan was apparently arrested because he was wearing a T-shirt bearing a caricature of a ‘devilish’ figure and the slogan “God’s Busy…Can I Help?’

They said the performer with Bahrain-based band The Mushroom Massacre, was taken to a police station where he had his shirt and body piercings photographed.

Police confiscated the shirt and released him after taking his personal details, said the sources.

He left the police station, wearing a new T-shirt, bearing an image of pop star Craig David, but it was not clear who provided it.

Religious leaders, councillors and MPs have complained in the past about rock gatherings, accusing youngsters involved of Satanic activities. Unsigned rock bands from across the Gulf arrived to perform.

It was billed as the first-of-its-kind event to combine a rock show and a battle of the bands, in which guests would vote for the winners.

It was organised by Bahrain-based Dallah Promotions and was scheduled to take place from 4pm until the earlier hours, with bands performing in half-hour slots.

Fans said there was no reason to halt it.

“Someone just came on stage and said the show was over, after that there were two breaks for prayer,” said concert-goer Yasir Shehzad.

“Everyone’s angry, but we don’t know what to do. Someone, we don’t know who he was, got on stage and told people to wear their T-shirts inside out.”

He said the organisers should have warned people against inappropriate clothing.

“I blame them because the sound was terrible and they should have told children that they couldn’t wear certain kinds of clothing.”

Dubai-based Bahraini Ali Ahmed, who had travelled home especially for the event, was shocked and embarrassed.

“I don’t know why they stopped it.

“There was no problem. Children were just relaxing and there were bands from the UAE and Saudi on the list to play.

“This is embarrassing for us because there wasn’t any reason for them to do that, there wasn’t a fight or anything like that.” Dallah Promotions Culture and Information Ministry officials could not be reached last night. Hotel officials refused to comment.

I would be interested in hearing your thoughts about this shirt. We have been putting it up on the website and off for quite a while now.

Personaly this shirt makes me feel a bit uneasy, even though I also find it funny as hell.

Excuse the bad pun.

Be Wiser Smoke Bud Shirt

Be Wiser Smoke Bud Shirt

Be Wiser Smoke Bud Shirt - Click Image $17.99 USD

For over 5000 years, Bud has been making people come together. Pulling out a pack of fresh Bud, usualy causes good friends to circle around you.

Everyone will be happy and say things like “Wow man, thats good stuff” as they get a whiff of a fresh stash of Bud.

As the evening progresses the circle of friends will discuss things possibly never discussed before, figure out the meaning of life the universe and everything.

Unfortunately by morning all your great wisdom is usualy lost, but another round of Bud could just bring it all back to you.

300 million people a day can’t be wrong.

Be Wiser Smoke Bud.

*Caution May Cause Coughing and Silliness

Master Yoda In Sunglasses Shirt

Master Yoda In Sunglasses

A Hairless Orangutan Stole My Shades - Click Image $17.99 USD

As a young adult, I visited many strange places, and saw some very weird things, this however was the most bizarre.

I was on a trek through a swamp in Sumatra, and decided to sit down for a rest, I was minding my own business, not disturbing anyone, when all of a sudden, this two legged humanoid creature hobbles out towards me. At first I thought someone dressed a hairless green orangutan in a potato sack, but he had long pointy ears.

It freaked me out, so I picked up a rock and threw it at him. Then the weirdest thing happened, the rock stopped just in front of him, and hovered in the air for a few seconds before dropping to the ground.

Then little mutant monkey limped over to my bag and started taking things out of it. He took out my food, my watch, sunglasses and headphones, and was giggling at me the whole time.

His laugh was really freaky, so I ran.

As a young adult, I visited many strange places, and saw some very weird things, this however was the most bizarre.

I was on a trek through a swamp in Sumatra, and decided to sit down for a rest, I was minding my own business, not disturbing anyone, when all of a sudden, this two legged humanoid creature hobbles out towards me. At first I thought someone dressed a hairless grey orangutan in a potato sack, but he had long pointy ears.
It freaked me out, so I picked up a rock and threw it at him. Then the weirdest thing happened, the rock stopped just in front of him, and hovered in the air for a few seconds before dropping to the ground.
Then little mutant monkey limped over to my bag and started taking things out of it. He took out my food, my watch, sunglasses and headphones, and was giggling at me the whole time.
His laugh was really freaky, so I ran.

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