Feb
15

The Vitruvian Man Plays Guitar Shirt

Renaissance Man Guitar Shirt

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Leonardo Da Vinci was a Renaissance man, whose curiosity was equaled only by his power to invent. He is widely considered to be one of the greatest painters of all time and perhaps the most diversely talented person ever to have lived.

There has always been a lot of interest in Da Vinci’s works, but recently with the making of films such as The Da Vinci Code, researchers have begun digging deeper into his creations, looking for hidden codes and meanings. Tom Hanks himself recently grabbed the original drawing of the Vitruvian man and began peeing on it right in the middle of the Louvre, after a few moments this partially hidden image of the Vitruvian man with a guitar showed through on the drawing. Causing historians to ask “Did Da Vinci invent Rock and Roll ?”

The peeing on of “The Last Supper”, and “The Mona Lisa”, by Tom later that same day however did not reveal anything new.

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Feb
15

Boy With Pet Dinosaur Shirt

Boy With Pet Dinosaur Shirt T-Rex on a Leash

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This is a picture of me as a child with my favorite childhood pet going to school for show and tell.

You probably didn’t hear about me and my T-Rex, not because it didn’t happen, but because all the witnesses are already dead.

I don’t think my poor T-Rex was evil, he just did the things that T-Rexs like to do, like running around, smashing things and eating people. He was really cool, one time he ate a whole motorcycle.

My T-Rex never ate me though, I think it was just because he desired a witness to all his awesomeness.

I miss my wonderful T-Rex, but he must be even more awesome now that he is a T-Rex Ghost.

Feb
13

Funny Fast Food T-Shirt – Dog and Cat

Fast Food Dog and Cat

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Though “Fast Food” in modern English usually describes paper wrapped greasy food products peddled by clowns, the term does have a much longer history.

The oldest known use of the term “Fast Food” has been discovered inside France’s Lascaux caves, though the caves are famous for 20,000+ year old wall drawings, a stone slab formation deeper in the cave had never been investigated until recently, scientists believe it to be some sort of primitive dog house.

Anthropologists suggest since man lived nearer the cave entrance than this dog, it could mean that man, was protecting the dog, possibly even worshiping him. An image, is etched inside of the dog house of a dog chasing a cat, captioned,”Fast Food”. The well chewed etching tool found near by, may have been used by the dog.

This may also explain the importance of the word “Dog” spelt backwards.

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Feb
12

Bugs Bunny Coming Soon Shirt

Bugs Bunny Coming Soon Shirt

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This shirt contains no hares, lapin, coney, cony, cottontail, cuniculus, lagomorph, bugs, bunny and most certainly no rabbits. It does not contain any lewd, crude, or any other type of explicit act nor imply anything of the such. Any belief that said shirt might contain or imply sexually charged images of rabbits, or any such suggestions would simply prove the perversion of the viewer, and therefore discredit said viewer’s statements so as not to be admissible in any just minded court of law.

If such a statement was elicit, a statement which would be explicit. None of these rabbits are complicit, all legal courts would thus dismiss it, the acts portrayed were not solicit.

All characters that may or may not appear in said image are over 18 and of eager consent.

 

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Jan
04

Popeye The Prisoner Shirt

Popeye The Prisoner Shirt

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I’m Popeye the pris’ner man.
Blutos gots me in the Can.
He made such a ruckus
so I kicked his tukus
I’m Popeye the pris’ner man.

I’m one tough delinquent,
which hates all indignants.
Wot ain’t on the kind ‘n fair.
I bites ’em and butts ’em
and likes to out roughs ’em
So none of ’em gets nowhere.

If anyone dares to risk, my “fisk”,
it’s “bash” an’ it’s “slam”, un’erstan’?
So your “good be-hav-or”,
is your only life saver
From Popeye the pris’ner man.

I’m Popeye the pris’ner man,
I’m Popeye the pris’ner man.
I’m strong to the finich,
cause I eats me spinach.
I’m Popeye the pris’ner man.

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