Have A Nice Day Shirt – Funny Soldier Smiley Face Tee

Have A Nice Day Happy Face Soldier Shirt

Have A Nice Day Shirt - Click Image $19.99USD

Hi there,

You might be a bit surprised to see us appearing from behind your neighbor’s house, really we don’t mean to startle or upset you.

We apologize for cutting off your electricity, we know the food in your fridge is starting to go bad, the lights are not working, and you can no longer watch your programs on TV.

We really do understand this is all a bit of an unexpected inconvenience.

You should be happy to know though, my friends and I came all the way from our side of the world to yours, in a giant nuclear fusion powered ship, got dressed up in our cool bullet proof outfits, and drove our awesome tank across your whole country, just to give you this very important message:

Have A Nice Day !

Toy Soldier Band Shirt

Army Band Shirt Toy Soldiers With Guitars

Cli9ck Image $17.99 USD

My Great Uncle Tom passed away when I was six, and willed me a small, closed, brown cardboard box. On the top was written “Only Open in Case of Emergency”.

I carried the box with me everywhere, it gave me great confidence. At night I slept with it on a table next to my bed.

One day a local bully, Dolph, knocked me off my bike on my way home from school. He said he was going to kill me! So I quickly reached for my box and tore it open.

A small light seemed to emulate from the box the instant I cracked its seal. Inside I found three small toy soldiers. Two were using guitars like weapons, and one was dialing in the sound.

I held them out in front of me for protection. Dolph kicked me in the nuts, stole my toy soldiers, and let me live.

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