Aug
12

Surfer Trooper Shirt

Surfer Storm Trooper Star Wars Shirt

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I have occasionally struggled with the meaning of my life, but sometimes it’s meaning is clear.

I was grown in a lab, as were my brothers before me. My life’s ambitions were laid out for me as a child. I would serve my master, and fight for my brothers.

At times I wonder why I am so willing to kill and die for the needs of my master, but I’ve never had any desire to rebel from him, my brothers serve him, and that is good enough for me. Though my masters have change over time, and my friends have become enemies, it is all right, this is my life, and this is how I live it.

When I have some time away from the demands of constant war, I take my surfboard and go enjoy riding the waves. I can understand the waves, they served the earth, as I do my masters, we have a connection that is as deep as my soul.

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Sep
29

Chewie Goes Surfing Shirt

Chewbacca Surfing With Sunglasses

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On Sept 4, 1958, Pierre La Francais, the world’s most famous beverologist, was investigating reports of animal activities at the base of the Mackenzie river delta near Tuktoyaktuk. On this full moon night, moments after a shooting star, a large brown figure began to make it’s way down the beach towards Pierre.

Pierre put his vast expertise in beverology to work, examining this seven foot tall creature carrying a surf board. And came to the scientific conclusion, due to the animal lacking a tail, was most probably not a beaver.

Pierre took this photograph, and labeled it after the local inuit name for the creature “Chew Bakka” but due to a slight traslation was named “La Cewwba cara” This naming then raised the additional possibility that this “La Cewwba Cara” may be the same beast known in South America as “La Chupacabra”.

Aug
17

Darth Vader Rocks The Darkside Shirt

Darth Vader With Guitar Shirt

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Not many people are truly familiar with what went on at the very core of the Death Star. Although most know of it’s very large power reactor, once the Death Star’s capacitors were fully charged, the reactor would be shut down and moved for maintenance, the core would then be used as a place for social gatherings.

The Death Star’s gravity was created with both a spinning, war ready crust, and the central core which spins in the same direction but quicker. The inside walls of the core had 360 degree omnispherical seating installed for up to 32,000 spectators, each held in their seat with the gravity of the core’s rotation. At the very center of it all, Darth Vader would often float weightlessly in front of a massive mesmerized audience, playing awesome mystical sounding evil hard rock tunes through his sith crystal powered axe guitar.

Darth Vader Rock The Darkside Shirt

May
08

Stop Global Warming Shirt – Darth Vader

Darth Vader Stop Global Warming Shirt

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“We interrupt your regular broadcast for this important message from our very own man in black, our local shiny well dressed, cape bearing friend from Tatooine. The dude with the super deep voice, and super great helmet, our own super pipeline to the power of the dark side, is here to now share this important message with all of you.

Please everyone avert your eyes in awe as our master, our lord, the one, the only Darth Vader, steps up to the microphone and delivers this very important message said to come right from the Dark Side itself.”

Darth steps up to the microphone in-front of thousands, holding a red screw in fluorescent light bulb, says “Stop Global Warming”, then walks off the stage, bringing balance to the force.

Stop Global Warming Darth Vader Shirt

Jan
06

Sith Happens Shirt – Vader

Darth Vader Sith Happens Shirt

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One of the prime teachings of Sithism is that as sure as Dagobahs gnarltrees will petrify, eventually Sith will Happen.

The phrase “Sith Happens” is used commonly throughout the universe to explain an unpredictable and disturbing randomness. For example, occasionally due to the inability of a nav computer to calculate asteroids deflecting off one another during the course of hyperspace, “sith would happen”, as broadcast news reported on the loss of lives, it would inevitable close the report using the phrase “Sith Happens” as a reminder to the general populous that random turns of events are sometimes unavoidable.

Sometimes “Sith Happens” can be used with a air of dark humor, surveillance tapes of operation Knightfall, showed Darth Vader using the term repeatedly as he slay his fellow jedi. Often as the innocent victims fell, they asked “Why?” to which Darth would reply, “Sith Happens”.

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