Wookie Cookie Monster Shirt

Wookie Cookie Monster Shirt

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Now what starts with the letter C?

Cookie starts with C

Let’s think of other things

That starts with C

Oh, who cares about the other things?

C is for cookie, and wookie want cookie.

W is for wookie, and wookie want cookie.

C is for cookie, and wookie want cookie.

Oh, wookie, wookie, wookie want cookie.

Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C.

 
 
Wookie Cookie Monster Shirt

Master Yoda In Sunglasses Shirt

Master Yoda In Sunglasses

A Hairless Orangutan Stole My Shades - Click Image $17.99 USD

As a young adult, I visited many strange places, and saw some very weird things, this however was the most bizarre.

I was on a trek through a swamp in Sumatra, and decided to sit down for a rest, I was minding my own business, not disturbing anyone, when all of a sudden, this two legged humanoid creature hobbles out towards me. At first I thought someone dressed a hairless green orangutan in a potato sack, but he had long pointy ears.

It freaked me out, so I picked up a rock and threw it at him. Then the weirdest thing happened, the rock stopped just in front of him, and hovered in the air for a few seconds before dropping to the ground.

Then little mutant monkey limped over to my bag and started taking things out of it. He took out my food, my watch, sunglasses and headphones, and was giggling at me the whole time.

His laugh was really freaky, so I ran.

As a young adult, I visited many strange places, and saw some very weird things, this however was the most bizarre.

I was on a trek through a swamp in Sumatra, and decided to sit down for a rest, I was minding my own business, not disturbing anyone, when all of a sudden, this two legged humanoid creature hobbles out towards me. At first I thought someone dressed a hairless grey orangutan in a potato sack, but he had long pointy ears.
It freaked me out, so I picked up a rock and threw it at him. Then the weirdest thing happened, the rock stopped just in front of him, and hovered in the air for a few seconds before dropping to the ground.
Then little mutant monkey limped over to my bag and started taking things out of it. He took out my food, my watch, sunglasses and headphones, and was giggling at me the whole time.
His laugh was really freaky, so I ran.

Star Wars Coffee – May The Froth Be With You Shirt

Star Wars Coffee Shirt

May The Froth Be With You – Click Image $19.99 USD

Star Wars Coffee has a reputation for brewing high quality coffee for more than six thousand years.

It takes a very special bean and a rigorous process to produce Star Wars Coffee’s consistent high quality brew.

Wookie Valdez himself selects and inspects each and every bean from the Forest Moon of Endor’s eastern slopes. Only the very highest quality beans will ever considered for a cup of Star Wars Coffee. Once certified to meet Star Wars quality standards, the fate of the Star Wars Coffee bean is not left to chance. At the shops every detail is carefully orchestrated – including the temperature and amount of water used, the timing and consistency of bean grinding, and the length of time the coffee is brewed.

Upon leaving our restaurants, our caring crew, will offer you these kind words of good fortune.

“May The Froth Be With You.”

Funny Star Wars At Ats Making Love Shirt

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At-Ats Doing What They Like To Do -- Click on Image to view shirt $17.99

The most difficult and costly part of the Star Wars series, believe it or not, was the Galactic Empire’s attack on Hoth.

The problem was not the covering of the entire Sahara desert in icing sugar to simulate snow, or the creation of ton-tons (llamas wearing Viking hats, and trained to walk on their hind legs while carrying people).

The majority of the cost actually came from scenes involving the At-Ats. Though the cost of At-Ats themselves, built out of pure unobtanium, with individual nuclear reactors was budgeted, At-Ats were also made out of approximately 12% Screws. You could say they had a lot of screwing on their mind.

Trying to edit footage of the At-Ats in action, without receiving an X rating, cost fortunes in unbudgeted time.

They just couldn’t keep these big beasts off one another.

Bettie Trooper Star Wars Clone Pinup Girl Shirt

Betty Clone Star Wars Funny  Stormtrooper Shirt

We Will Miss You Bettie - Click Image To Buy Shirt $17.99

I visited the Death Star once, before it was destroyed, and although all the Clones came from the same gene pool, they each had their own personalities. Some of the clones became entertainers.

Some of the entertainers to be different from all the others underwent plastic surgery at the “LadyClone Clinic”.

The most famous of all the LadyClones was Bettie Trooper.

Darth and I went to go see Betty Trooper one time, she was so popular it cost us a little more than a two hundred galactic credits for the drinks, tips, and giggles before the evening was done.

I will miss you Betty, though in the end you should have never collaborated with the Evil empire, and you got what you deserved.

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