Pandarine Shirt – Panda Wolverine

Panda Wolverine Shirt
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Savage, unpredictable, unstoppable–all of those words describe the beast known as Panderine. He is without a doubt the most formidable member of the Burly-Men, and, some would say the most loyal as well. His razor-sharp claws and his ferocious attitude make his enemies think twice about crossing him- and those that do cross him rarely get the chance to repeat their mistake!
Seeking solace from his dark history, Pandarine, also known as Pandy, seems to have found love and contentment with Red Pandafox. Pandarine’s peaceful existence is shattered when Mangy Breed, his vicious half brother, brutally insults Pandafox. Pandy’s thirst for revenge launches him into the Panda X program, where he undergoes a painful procedure to bond his bones with pandamantium, making him virtually indestructible and more than a match for Mangy.
Pandarine – Panda Wolverine Shirt

MC Lord Vader Shirt

MC Darth Vader Shirt

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Between rebel uprisings and the building of Death Stars, Lord Vader often found his day to day life a bit boring, to pass the time he would often begin a new hobby. Since Vader had recently been picking up vibes from his various subordinates of him being stiff, scary and boring. He thought he would make a new cool persona for himself as MC Vader.

After some practice Vader finally gathered many of his workers in a large auditorium on the Death star for his musical debut. He began to spin out some rhythms an beats towards his crowd, but they just stood there and looked at him.

Darth then had an idea, as he played his music, he started to force push them around the dance floor, occasionally slamming them into one another and jigging with the beat.

MC Vader T-Shirt

Measuring Life in T-Shirt Hours

I read an opinion the other day,  that when you grow up, you should put the t-shirts away, buy a shirt with a collar, and get a job.  This really is a sad reality for most people, as  there are just so few decent paying jobs that allow t-shirts.

I like to wear t-shirts though, they are more comfortable than collars and I can get interesting ones that others don’t have.

After childhood it seems that usually only on weekends and holidays can you still enjoy a full day in a T-Shirt, and of course in retirement, these are the times in your life when you are your most free. Freedom to wear a T-Shirt. The rest of the time you are usually working away for the big corporate grinding wheel in your silly collar and tie.  In a world where you are forced to wear a tie, productiveness becomes more important than comfort. and you might find the freedom to start a conversation,  get a drink,  eat, or even visit the washroom the moment you feel a desire to is gone.

I would say most of us can measure the amount of true freedom we have in our life by how many T-Shirt hours we get to experience.

However,  a collar, tie, and job are all better than being unemployed and wishing you had a job. After all, employment is really not all that bad, there is usually a lot of socializing, company parties and other things.

But you lose the freedom and comfort of a T-Shirt.

Teaching Dolph About Teamwork – Hilarious Teamwork Shirt

Teamwork Shirt

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Life was pretty tough in my teen years, not only did I have a lot of chores, schedules, rules, physical changes, and homework, but I also had a bully named Dolph.

Dolph was not a normal bully, he was an exceptional one. He was three years older, and almost seven feet tall. At lunch, he would normally first eat a full roasted chicken, and carton of milk, followed by many of his classmates lunches. He was huge, but not fat, Dolph used boxing, and weight lifting to stay fit. He said his eventual  goal was to become a real life monster.

Dolph had complete domination over our school, even the teachers didn’t want him upset. One day I got sick of him eating my lunch, as did my friends, so the next day after school, my friends and I taught Dolph a lesson in Teamwork.

Tiger Ripper – Artistic Tiger Tee – Big Cat Shirt

Tiger Shirt - Tiger Ripper Big Cat Tee

Tiger Ripper - Click Image $17.99 USD

A Tiger is a massive ferocious carnivore of unbelievable aggression and power. They can run up to 56 kph and weigh up to 258 Kg (569 Pounds). Tigers have been known to jump up to five meters off the ground to swipe at people on elephants, people hanging from tree limbs, or sometimes over zoo walls to a taunting observer.

The tiger was voted the world’s favorite animal In a poll conducted by Animal Planet, narrowly beating the dog. More than 50,000 viewers from 73 countries voted in the poll. Tigers received 21% of the vote, dogs 20%, dolphins 13%, horses 10%, lions 9%, snakes 8%, followed by elephants, chimpanzees, orangutans and whales.

There are an estimated 12,000 tigers kept as private pets in the USA.

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