Astronaut Holding Moon T-Shirt

Space Man Moon Shirt

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As darkness is broken,
by the pale Moon’s light,
our vision awakens,
we see in the night.

 

This beacon above us,
relives us from dark,
when bulbs have no brightness,
and no source of sparks.

 

Though days must divide us,
don’t see it above,
the Moon still abides us,
this Moon that I love.

 

Astronaut Holding Moon T-Shirt

Epic Octopus Shirt

Epic Octopus Shirt

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Kaleidoscope of colors,

and multitudes of mush.

Although it can move quickly,

not feeling that it must.

 

It’s octopedal body,

kicking up some dust,

makes it’s sneaky way,

mimic that which are encrust.

 

It makes like an umbrella,

as though caught up in a gust,

and then upon contraction,

it accelerates in thrust.

Epic Octopus Shirt

 

Pandarine Shirt – Panda Wolverine

Panda Wolverine Shirt
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Savage, unpredictable, unstoppable–all of those words describe the beast known as Panderine. He is without a doubt the most formidable member of the Burly-Men, and, some would say the most loyal as well. His razor-sharp claws and his ferocious attitude make his enemies think twice about crossing him- and those that do cross him rarely get the chance to repeat their mistake!
Seeking solace from his dark history, Pandarine, also known as Pandy, seems to have found love and contentment with Red Pandafox. Pandarine’s peaceful existence is shattered when Mangy Breed, his vicious half brother, brutally insults Pandafox. Pandy’s thirst for revenge launches him into the Panda X program, where he undergoes a painful procedure to bond his bones with pandamantium, making him virtually indestructible and more than a match for Mangy.
Pandarine – Panda Wolverine Shirt

MC Lord Vader Shirt

MC Darth Vader Shirt

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Between rebel uprisings and the building of Death Stars, Lord Vader often found his day to day life a bit boring, to pass the time he would often begin a new hobby. Since Vader had recently been picking up vibes from his various subordinates of him being stiff, scary and boring. He thought he would make a new cool persona for himself as MC Vader.

After some practice Vader finally gathered many of his workers in a large auditorium on the Death star for his musical debut. He began to spin out some rhythms an beats towards his crowd, but they just stood there and looked at him.

Darth then had an idea, as he played his music, he started to force push them around the dance floor, occasionally slamming them into one another and jigging with the beat.

MC Vader T-Shirt

Measuring Life in T-Shirt Hours

I read an opinion the other day,  that when you grow up, you should put the t-shirts away, buy a shirt with a collar, and get a job.  This really is a sad reality for most people, as  there are just so few decent paying jobs that allow t-shirts.

I like to wear t-shirts though, they are more comfortable than collars and I can get interesting ones that others don’t have.

After childhood it seems that usually only on weekends and holidays can you still enjoy a full day in a T-Shirt, and of course in retirement, these are the times in your life when you are your most free. Freedom to wear a T-Shirt. The rest of the time you are usually working away for the big corporate grinding wheel in your silly collar and tie.  In a world where you are forced to wear a tie, productiveness becomes more important than comfort. and you might find the freedom to start a conversation,  get a drink,  eat, or even visit the washroom the moment you feel a desire to is gone.

I would say most of us can measure the amount of true freedom we have in our life by how many T-Shirt hours we get to experience.

However,  a collar, tie, and job are all better than being unemployed and wishing you had a job. After all, employment is really not all that bad, there is usually a lot of socializing, company parties and other things.

But you lose the freedom and comfort of a T-Shirt.

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