Game Over Shirt

Funny Game Over Bride And Groom Shirt

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Women have often accessorized throughout history using things such as fancy hairpieces, jewelry, and pretty shoes with a handbag. The handbag may at times contain a cute little dog with a little pink tongue and a bow on his head. Many women prize one accessory above even her little portable canine, and that is her very own domesticated man.

Man was born to run free, he values his freedom above all other things, but his attentions are often caught by woman’s bright colors, sweet perfumes and shiny accessories. Although man tries hard to be free, he is often seduced into domestication.

Some men are determined to remain free, so occasionally a woman might enlist her father in her mission. The father, perhaps bitter at the loss of his own freedom years before, sometimes forces domestication upon the man with a shotgun or other weapon. Making the man’s final free decision, a matter of wife or death.

 

Game Over Shirt

Darth Vader Rocks The Darkside Shirt

Darth Vader With Guitar Shirt

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Not many people are truly familiar with what went on at the very core of the Death Star. Although most know of it’s very large power reactor, once the Death Star’s capacitors were fully charged, the reactor would be shut down and moved for maintenance, the core would then be used as a place for social gatherings.

The Death Star’s gravity was created with both a spinning, war ready crust, and the central core which spins in the same direction but quicker. The inside walls of the core had 360 degree omnispherical seating installed for up to 32,000 spectators, each held in their seat with the gravity of the core’s rotation. At the very center of it all, Darth Vader would often float weightlessly in front of a massive mesmerized audience, playing awesome mystical sounding evil hard rock tunes through his sith crystal powered axe guitar.

Darth Vader Rock The Darkside Shirt

Mystical Black Cat Shirt Of Awesome Powers

Black Cat T-Shirt

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Everyone knows that one of the most feared powers in the universe is that of the black cat. It has been known for thousands of years that the simple crossing of a black cat in your path will lead to immeasurable amounts of bad luck.

Many a man has tried to use the black cat’s power to his advantage, sometimes gathering boxes of them to release in the path of a foe, but cats are often unpredictable, and the creatures tend to run off in all sorts of directions, some have even been known to rub a full circle around the releaser,  leaving them with no safe path to take.

Now all your problems can been solved by wearing this Black Cat Shirt. This shirt contains all the magic powers of a black cat, allowing you to jump out bushes and trees to cross the path of your foes yourself, bad luck will undoubtedly be delivered, and justice will at last be served.

Black Cat Shirt

E.T. Bicycle Disaster Tee

Funny E.T. Elliot Moon Shirt

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Elliott could never have imagined, even just weeks ago, that he would be in such a position. He never knew as he rode through the forest that day, with his extra terrestrial friend, that he would suddenly lift off the ground into flight.

As Elliott and E.T. continued to fly through the night sky, Elliott’s excitement grew and grew, he just really could not believe, or understand exactly what was going on. He did not understand that E.T. who sat in the basket on the front of the bike appearing calm, was concentrating on the difficult task at hand of transporting the pair and the bicycle through the night sky.

Eventually Elliot’s excitement overwhelmed him, he believed he could fly, he believed he could touch the sky, he spread his wings to try and fly away, then Elliott confidently leaped from the bike. E.T. lost concentration, and the once dreamy moment became a nightmarish disaster.

Funny E.T. Bicycle Moon Shirt

Stop Global Warming Shirt – Darth Vader

Darth Vader Stop Global Warming Shirt

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“We interrupt your regular broadcast for this important message from our very own man in black, our local shiny well dressed, cape bearing friend from Tatooine. The dude with the super deep voice, and super great helmet, our own super pipeline to the power of the dark side, is here to now share this important message with all of you.

Please everyone avert your eyes in awe as our master, our lord, the one, the only Darth Vader, steps up to the microphone and delivers this very important message said to come right from the Dark Side itself.”

Darth steps up to the microphone in-front of thousands, holding a red screw in fluorescent light bulb, says “Stop Global Warming”, then walks off the stage, bringing balance to the force.

Stop Global Warming Darth Vader Shirt

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