Don’t Juggle Chainsaws – Stupid Monkey Shirt

Don't Juggle Chainsaws Monkey Shirt

Don't Juggle Chainsaws Shirt - Click Image $17.99

Hey monkey, come here little monkey, I got a banana for you, good boy. Now if you want to eat this banana, you got to do me a favor. See those two chainsaws over there? No, don’t look at my hand, look over there, yes there, see those two chainsaws there, pick them up. Pick them up, yes both of them, great, good monkey. Now bring them here.

No don’t pull the strings, don’t start them, Geeze, turn them off! Switch them off!

No, don’t throw them, stop throwing them! Idiot monkey! What are you doing?

Oh great, nice job you imbecile! Stupid half-wit doofus monkey. I told you not to do that, see what happens when you throw chainsaws around. How are you going to eat your banana now Mr. Smarty Pants?

Don’t Juggle Chainsaws.

Funny Chicken and Cow Egg Shirt

Funny Chicken and Cow Egg Shirt

Funny Chicken and Cow Egg Shirt - $19.99 USD

For most of the last two years I have notice my beautiful cow Mabel, and favorite chicken Betsy had been spending a lot of time together.

Although I thought it was a bit strange, I was thankful it was not the weirdo creep Gonzo that used to hang on the chicken coup doors trying to chat up the ladies.

Last week I went out for a walk around the farm, and this is the site I ran into.

This whole thing is very confusing to me, I don’t see how a cow and chicken could make such an egg, and really I think poor Betsy and Mabel are even more confused than I am.

I wonder if I feed the creature that hatches from it chocolate, will it lay milk chocolate eggs?

We have put an image of this historic event here on this shirt, now you can help share their amazing story with the world.

Yahoo Directory, Is it worth it?

Well about four months ago we were accepted into the Yahoo directory. They changed the title I wanted for the website, though it was not completely butchered.

They also put us in a local directory for Canada for some reason, I guess because I paid from my Canadian bank account. I requested being moved but got no response from them, I would have to say for the $300 US I spent, that was pretty lousy service. I ended up so buried in directories that the page I am on currently has no PageRank showing, and I doubt is Indexed by Google.

On top of that Yahoo actually sends me less traffic than they used to and the traffic coming from the actual directory does not exist. Is it a complete failure? It is too soon to tell, I still have 8 more months to hopefully get noticed by Google and have my PageRank go up.

I am going to link the directory page I am on here right now and hope Google picks up on it.

Really Funny Shirts

Funny Star Wars At Ats Making Love Shirt

Star Wars, starwars, at-ats, sex, funny, shirt

At-Ats Doing What They Like To Do -- Click on Image to view shirt $17.99

The most difficult and costly part of the Star Wars series, believe it or not, was the Galactic Empire’s attack on Hoth.

The problem was not the covering of the entire Sahara desert in icing sugar to simulate snow, or the creation of ton-tons (llamas wearing Viking hats, and trained to walk on their hind legs while carrying people).

The majority of the cost actually came from scenes involving the At-Ats. Though the cost of At-Ats themselves, built out of pure unobtanium, with individual nuclear reactors was budgeted, At-Ats were also made out of approximately 12% Screws. You could say they had a lot of screwing on their mind.

Trying to edit footage of the At-Ats in action, without receiving an X rating, cost fortunes in unbudgeted time.

They just couldn’t keep these big beasts off one another.

Bettie Trooper Star Wars Clone Pinup Girl Shirt

Betty Clone Star Wars Funny  Stormtrooper Shirt

We Will Miss You Bettie - Click Image To Buy Shirt $17.99

I visited the Death Star once, before it was destroyed, and although all the Clones came from the same gene pool, they each had their own personalities. Some of the clones became entertainers.

Some of the entertainers to be different from all the others underwent plastic surgery at the “LadyClone Clinic”.

The most famous of all the LadyClones was Bettie Trooper.

Darth and I went to go see Betty Trooper one time, she was so popular it cost us a little more than a two hundred galactic credits for the drinks, tips, and giggles before the evening was done.

I will miss you Betty, though in the end you should have never collaborated with the Evil empire, and you got what you deserved.

Go to top
Translate »