Disco UFO Shirt
The other day, I was strutting my stuff through the forest, there were no other people around, but the animals all knew what a cool dude was walking in their woods.
Animals can sense cool.
It was getting dark and there were stars in the sky, I thought they looked groovy so I pointed up at them, and said. "Hey there little stars" Then kept on walking.
As I began to reach my peak of cool for the evening. One of the stars seemed to descend down from the night sky.
When it got closer, I noticed it was really this funky looking spaceship, it had all these wicked lights coming off it, and was making sounds that had this really cool disco rhythm.
The tunes and lights were almost hypnotic, so I began to dance to the beat of the Disco UFO.