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Randy: Uhh, yes, Officer?
Cartman: I clocked you at 40 miles an hour back there. Do you know what the speed limit is heawh?
Randy: Well, according to that sign right there, it's 40 miles an hour.
Cartman: Step out of the car, please, sir.
Randy: Wait a second. Aren't you Stan's little friend?
Cartman: Sir, step out of the car, please.
Randy:[Steps out.] Yeah. You're the one who always plugs up the toilet at our house.
Cartman: Ey! I am a cop, and you will respect my authoritah!
Randy: Yeah, right. You'd better get back to school, little boy.
Cartman: swings his nightstick at Randy's shins.
Cartman: Get your ass to jail! He continues to swat him on the legs with the baton.
Randy: Ow! Hey, what the hell are you doing? You can't do that! Ah-ow! Ah-ow! Ow!
Cartman:[Getting carried away.] Sweet.