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DJ Alien Shirt


Where I come from, rain is the treble, thunder is bass, lightning excites the air, and all creatures move to the rhythm of the land.


In the evening as the moon comes out, I stir from my dwelling, and go to the club. Music is playing, the lights are flashing, but the thousands inside are sitting, bored.


I move to the front of the room and take over the DJ Booth.


As I mix through the system, and my beat overtakes their souls, everyone rises, and begins to dance.



"I have equalizers for eyes."

- DJ Alien -

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