Pandas Take The Piss
It was the trip of a lifetime, having never left our home town, let alone our country, my wife and I set off to China to try and find our favorite animal, the giant panda, in it's natural habitat.
Neither of us had spent much time in the great outdoors, so this was a grueling journey for the two of us, over mountains, across rivers, and through forests we went. However weeks past, and we could not find our beloved Panda. Our time and money were spent, and we were forced to return home without a picture of our furry friends...or so we thought.
On the last night of our trip, we were awoken to the startling sounds of our SUV being broken into, and looked out the window to see our furry little friends peeing on our SUV and making fun of us. We finally had the chance to take their picture, but came to the realization that Pandas are jerks, so they are no longer our favorite animal. Now we much prefer monkeys.