The Joker Yoda Shirt
There I was, minding my own business, casually wandering around the jungles of Borneo, when all of a sudden this funny looking orangutan jumps out of the bush wearing a potato sack, and starts talking to me.
"Know how I got these scars want to, hmmm? Drinker, my father was, one night, crazier than usual, he is. Hmmm. To defend herself mommy gets lightsaber. He likes not that. Not one bit. So to her, with me watching, he takes lightsaber, laughing while he does, to me turns and he says. Yes, hmmm. "Serious why so Yoda?" My mouth he sticks the saber in. Yeesssssss. "Put a smile on that face, let us!" And...Serious why so?"
"So me ask you now, since here you are, ever dance with a wookie in the pale moon light did you, hmm?"
WTF?! I turned and ran.