The Last Cookie Shirt
On the one year anniversary of the last supper The usual suspects gathered to eat together once again, minus their Messiah.
Over drinks and food, each took a turn talking about the previous year's supper, and had unanimously admitted that though it was a horrible, sad experience, they had been frightfully bored ever since.
So Judas came up with an idea, he suggested they do the exact same thing with someone they don't care about, maybe that way they could have all the excitement, with none of the sadness. The group thought this was a glorious idea.
So Judas, who seemed to have already planned this thing out, put a cookie on the plate where their Messiah had once eaten. A few seconds later, a blue monster appeared in the seat, and violently gobbled up the cookie.
"Game on." said Judas.