Dude, give the monkey a match.
Oh come on man, you know it's going to be funny, and look at the little guy he really wants it.
Yeah, I know it hurt him before, but he wants to do it again. Why would you deny him his fun? How can you resist those cute little eyes?
Don't you see how he is looking at you? Just give him a light.
Cool, good job on the match. Now he is smiling. You have made him happy.
Look at him, the silly monkey, what a slow learner he is, he doesn't realize what is about to happen, he is just excited to hear the firecracker go bang.
This is going to be really funny.