Funny Stormtroopers in Lingerie Shirt
One day as I was rushing back to my room on the Death Star, I mistakenly entered the door before mine to find this disturbing scene. It has been burned into my mind for years now, and I see it every time I blink. I believe the only way I will get over this is to paint it on shirts and sell it through the galaxy. Eventually the image will be so common, there will no longer be a place to hide from it, and I will at last be forced to face my fears.
Darth Vader once said that the things that go on behind closed doors on the Death Star were none of his business, but ignoring hidden actions did not mean they didn't happen. Perhaps there should be a law against not locking your door.