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Earl's and his family have been growing corn at this location for generations now, and are used to having a difficult time with the crops. Recently however, in addition to the normal problems of drought, insects, and birds, Earl now has had to deal with the recurring problem of annual crop circles.

We have been given special permission, by Earl, to come visit this day where more crop circles are expected to be created. There is Earl now.

"Earl, thank you for having us. Guess what ? We found a code in last year's circles, and have had them decoded. Would you like to know what they said?"

"Well, hi there, welcome." Earl grinned, "If you found a code in the circles, I would love to know what our Alien visitors had to say."

"Earl, the code said "Technological Midget", and we assume they were talking about you."

"Technological Midget?" Earl repeats, his smile fading, as he takes a short walk to find his well worn shotgun. "Well then, I think it's about time I show these here Aliens, a bit of my "Technological Midgetsu."